Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 47960]

[futureman 22702]

[Vic Mackey 47960]

[futureman 22702]

turkey. that was way too easy. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

[Surly Bevo 25748]

Crab legs....sorry Sig.

[MissingInAction 25556]

7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Crab legs....sorry Sig.

Communist.

[Laxtonto 13302]

Maybe fried fish? As long as I can either bake or slow smoke it, then I think I’m cool with it as long as they don’t lump shrimp in with fish.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9509]

You're eating some shitty fish if it has to be fried to taste good.

[futureman 22702]

18 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Maybe fried fish? As long as I can either bake or slow smoke it, then I think I’m cool with it as long as they don’t lump shrimp in with fish.

16 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

You're eating some shitty fish if it has to be fried to taste good.
 

you two dipshits are uncultured morons. good fried catfish is a delicacy. 

[Surly Bevo 25748]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

you two dipshits are uncultured morons. good fried catfish is a delicacy. 

And a vehicle for mayo in the guise of tartar sauce.

[Pdawg88 1157]

Fuck crab legs, even the show about catching them on Discovery sucks. 

[Vic Mackey 47960]

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[futureman 22702]

A,B,S

[Surly Bevo 25748]

12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

G,I,Q. They say near death experiences can be arousing for those involved. 

[NWBuck 8629]

A, G, R

[ROFL BOX 6655]

A, C, R.

 

("c" because he always bring the family as well)

[ROFL BOX 6655]

& From that list, I'd always take Madea ahead of The Kid.  Kid last.  S as a strong contender in something like 5th place because I'm sure in his prime NOBODY on that list could take a hit & not be phased quite like Tyson.  I'm also borderline for "F" due to the utility belt & the accompanying bag of tricks that it implies.

"P" is  maybe 50th percentile because he never really fights to win, he stumbles to survive.

[futureman 22702]

4 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

A, C, R.

 

("c" because he always bring the family as well)

but that isn’t dom. it’s from pitch black. 

Edited July 26, 2021 by futureman

[ROFL BOX 6655]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

turkey. that was way too easy. 

 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

you two dipshits are uncultured morons. good fried catfish is a delicacy. 

Trust this man - he's from the future.

[ROFL BOX 6655]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

but that isn’t dom. it’s from pitch black. 

Then apparently "J" is last on the list because wrasslin' is always fake (as opposed to the movies these other characters are from?).

[Speedtrucker 2097]

B,R,S

[Fat Bastard 670]

This is fucking stupid. All you need is G. Give your other two to the 50 ninjas and G will still win. Bitch got shot in the fucking head, raped, and buried alive and still took out the fucking Yakuzas single handedly. 

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Edited July 26, 2021 by purplepride95

[Covri 6368]

15 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Then apparently "J" is last on the list because wrasslin' is always fake (as opposed to the movies these other characters are from?).

Am I missing something? There’s nobody in box J…

[Brothahorn 10097]

[Kennythetiger 9627]

I think it tastes horrible, myself. 

[Vic Mackey 47960]

[Vic Mackey 47960]

[Vic Mackey 47960]

[ROFL BOX 6655]

8 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I think it tastes horrible, myself. 

I can drink it straight.

[Vic Mackey 47960]

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[tbone_ 14448]

Easy. Batman, Chuck Norris, Mike Tyson.

All you really need is Chuck Norris though.

[thunderlounge 8412]

On 7/20/2021 at 11:16 PM, ROFL BOX said:

He's a B-52 pilot.

He got a Chrysler as big as a whale?

[nnm 37908]

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

He got a Chrysler as big as a whale?

Seats about 20. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

3 more posts to get us off this page, so that hideous thing at the top doesn't pop up every time you load the page. 

[Vic Mackey 47960]

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

i don't get it

[Jerry Callo 8960]

5 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

i don't get it

You clearly weren't there.