Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Okie State 3887]

Assuming this is real, it bottles the mind that people have enough time on their hands to push for the illustration on a box of crackers to be changed.

[Trey3216 15450]

8 minutes ago, Okie State said:

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Assuming this is real, it bottles the mind that people have enough time on their hands to push for the illustration on a box of crackers to be changed.

I mean, isn't it enough that the circus is dead??? 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22239]

At least they have room in the cages for the PETA people now

[yoshi 137]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

It's kind of nice to live a life where it's not stressful and doesn't take dedication to make it 3 years without being arrested.  

[You don't know me 1163]

Question for Vic and those who are big on facebook daily. Like a year or two ago, all the illiterate and poor and the worst of facebook were posting about Herbalife and other MLM's, do they not do that anymore or are yall just bored of making fun of that particular vertical of poor/stupid people humor?
If they've stopped, a funny gambit would be to post on their wall (if you can do that) and say "hey what happened to the $10k a month you were making from selling Travel or whatever, why are you still living in a studio apartment in Irving?" and seeing the responses.

They have bought into the latest MLM scheme of buying/selling "patriotic" shirts on Facebook and not delivering. The answer was the next post after yours.

[Longboard Horn 41314]

Makes no fucking sense
SIAP

[Longboard Horn 41314]

[Humpy 112]

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Anything I want to, it just will not be with you.

[PittsburghTiger 6318]

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Who is this “we” of which you speak?

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

On 8/21/2018 at 4:05 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Why is this even a question?  I’d knock her ass out for a lot less than that.

[You don't know me 1163]

46 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I'm going out on a limb here and saying that Auntie (or her kids) probably had some sort of diabedus from all those Happy Meals.

[Vic Mackey 47840]

"God will seen you a blessed just say I believe say amen"

 

[Vic Mackey 47840]

[woohorn 1131]

it be 45;  n^2 + 4n  .

WTH? Multiply the two nos and add the first. No way that is what you wrote is it?

[gyroprotagonist 2597]

1 hour ago, woohorn said:

 

 

WTH? Multiply the two nos and add the first. No way that is what you wrote is it?

math talk not going away.  since the 2nd number is always the 1st number (n) plus 3, you can write it:

(n*(n+3))+n --> n^2 +4n

n^2 +4n (for n= 1,2,3...)

n=1 --> 1*1 + 4*1 = 5

n=2 --> 2*2 + 4*2 = 12

n=3 --> 3*3 + 4*3 = 21

[SurlyBDR 23103]

Holy shit that's a lot of whine!

[Vic Mackey 47840]

"Is this an acceptable date?"

"

 

Redbox, Blue Mt Dew and Mikes Hard Lemonade and shitty chinese food? I'll pass.

[Speedtrucker 2095]

Holy shit that's a lot of whine!

But how many gatirade boddles can it hold?

[Vic Mackey 47840]

[rpspeed 1483]

[Brisketexan 106607]

"Is this an acceptable date?"
"
 
Redbox, Blue Mt Dew and Mikes Hard Lemonade and shitty chinese food? I'll pass.

Switch out the beverages....and I’ve had worse Friday nights.

[CooterBrown 18272]

Assuming this is real, it bottles the mind that people have enough time on their hands to push for the illustration on a box of crackers to be changed.

I know this is trivial shit thread material but they’re fucking cookies not crackers.

[Okie State 3887]

I know this is trivial shit thread material but they’re fucking cookies not crackers.

Says crackers right on the box. I don't make the rules.

[Okie State 3887]

So that's where those old TV's end up.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22239]

Yes they all end up in a trash dump

[You don't know me 1163]

10 hours ago, rpspeed said:

These types of pictures depress me.  The poor kid has no chance.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

These types of pictures depress me.  The poor kid has no chance.

me too. sad. 

[BrazilHorn 6785]

34 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

me too. sad. 

Looks like that girl doesn't have much $, but does she have to be a complete fucking slob? That's what I don't understand. Have a little pride.

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Looks like that girl doesn't have much $, but does she have to be a complete fucking slob? That's what I don't understand. Have a little pride.

probably drug addled.

[Trey3216 15450]

1 hour ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

me too. sad. 

Count me in as well.  However, at least the little one looks well-fed.  

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

18 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

math talk not going away.  since the 2nd number is always the 1st number (n) plus 3, you can write it:

(n*(n+3))+n --> n^2 +4n

n^2 +4n (for n= 1,2,3...)

n=1 --> 1*1 + 4*1 = 5

n=2 --> 2*2 + 4*2 = 12

n=3 --> 3*3 + 4*3 = 21

Problem is, those are not the "equations" used in the problem.

You have

1 + 4 = 5 (this one is the same as the FB problem)

4 + 8 = 12 (not the same)

9 + 12 = 21 (not the same)

 

I think you messed up by trying to apply proper math to a stupid FB meme when reality has no place in this sort of discussion.

The correct answer as originally stated is '34'.

 

Take the result of the previous line, add the two numbers on the LHS of the equation on the next line to get the answer

i.e.

5 + 2 + 5 = 12

12 + 3 + 6 = 21

21 + 5 + 8 = 34

QED

[Vic Mackey 47840]

"Blessed to see 31. ❤️🙏🏾 I don’t usually post such pictures but it’s my birthday 🤗 #birthdaycake"

[Vic Mackey 47840]

[GotThatFire 166]

14 hours ago, rpspeed said:

She wanna be saved. Go save her

[Chewbacca 7827]

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"Is this an acceptable date?"

"

 

Redbox, Blue Mt Dew and Mikes Hard Lemonade and shitty chinese food? I'll pass.

Swap out the drinks and it looks good to me.

[Vic Mackey 47840]

"He is 65. She is 21. Your thoughts?"

[GotThatFire 166]

 My thoughts are that this bitch will do literally anything. 

[Al Czervik 1259]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"He is 65. She is 21. Your thoughts?"

Daddy says I'm the best at it.

[Sbbruin 22081]

5 hours ago, You don't know me said:

These types of pictures depress me.  The poor kid has no chance.

That place is one (small) step above a cardboard box.

[Buck Strickland 380]

46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"He is 65. She is 21. Your thoughts?"

Jerry Jones got a new wardrobe and a new girlfriend.  Good for him.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22239]

50 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"He is 65. She is 21. Your thoughts?"

I'm cool with it

[DigglerontheHoof 21515]

More power to him.

[Trey3216 15450]

[Vic Mackey 47840]

Nah.

[DexterMorgan 14]

"Blessed to see 31. ️ I don’t usually post such pictures but it’s my birthday  #birthdaycake"

This booty should be getting more love.


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[luke duke 6445]

This booty should be getting more love.


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I’m sure it gets plenty.

[Vic Mackey 47840]

[Sbbruin 22081]

So I'm clear (I tend to be a little slow on these things)- is she saying she got preggo on a tinder hookup.  And then announced it to the world that she's a slut?

[Zepol87 9308]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"Blessed to see 31. ❤️🙏🏾 I don’t usually post such pictures but it’s my birthday 🤗 #birthdaycake"

Need a link to this one