Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[ztejas 43262]

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

That money should help you put your life back together after you get stabbed and carjacked.

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[Vic Mackey 46927]

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[purplepride95 6890]

Arby's an Mattress Firm gotta be doing somethin illegal.

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[DonkeyCigars 144]

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

That money should help you put your life back together after you get stabbed and carjacked.

I think you missed the joke.

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With all the hilarity we get from you in the "Wives" & "Doomlet" posts, this coffee experimentation one is top 3 for making me genuinely LoL.

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[SKJ 1305]

18 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Do you enjoy living alone?

The fuck makes you think I love alone?  Because my wife don't bitch about whiskers? 

You got to be a man,  at some point

[futureman 22414]

4 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

holy shit. where did that come from?

[Kennythetiger 9334]

White guy, it looks like. 

[SHOOTER12 8787]

4 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

No big deal, doesn't everyone have one in their freezer?

[Born Burnt 6147]

4 hours ago, SKJ said:

The fuck makes you think I love alone?  Because my wife don't bitch about whiskers? 

You got to be a man,  at some point

I said "living alone," not "love alone." But that's cool. I don't judge.

[Vic Mackey 46927]

You need to get rid of Facebook to focus on being a father and your life?

[Nole-4-Life 800]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

You need to get rid of Facebook to focus on being a father and your life?

I actually know people who should do this.

[Da Fino 2729]

No idea

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Re coffee misadventures, I know this old hippie / shaman type whose done just about every drug on earth...The guy is an extreme genius and also an extreme casualty of psychedelic drugs -- he lives in a shed behind an antique store.

Anyway, here is his disastrous coffee enema story. It starts with him talking about how he fasts a day or two each week...He was at some yoga class:

One lady affirmed to her friend that the benefits of her fasting had been wonderfully enhanced by taking a ‘coffee enema’ at the conclusion of the fast....
I listened with curious interest...But, ignorantly, asked no questions and did no research ( this was before we all had computers in our pockets )...
I happened to be finishing a fast that very next day....and resolved to give coffee a try...
The punch-line here, and the startling/hilarious/pathetic denouement of my youthful ignorance lies in the fact that ALL the benefits of the coffee can be had with merely 1 or 2 TABLESPOONS of coffee mixed-in with A HALF-GALLON of water....
Not having ‘bothered’ to learn/inform myself of that simple fact.....the next morning, I ran 9 CUPS of percolated Seaport up my butt!...( I DID allow it to cool-down to body-temperature before ‘using’ it )....
Every caffeine-addict knows that Seaport is tantamount to legal-Speed...and that butt-hose was the WORST form of ‘shooting-up’....
It was easily the MOST disgusting physiological experience that I have ever had....It was full-throttle rip-shit for about 12 hours, and I could feel the effects of it for an entire week....

[tbone_ 14020]

You need to get rid of Facebook to focus on being a father and your life?

Lots of people should do this.

[Vic Mackey 46927]

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[Vic Mackey 46927]

Lots of people should do this.

I don't get how an app or website gets in the way of your life, though. And the fact you need to announce it as well. Just do it.

[tbone_ 14020]

By “should do this” I really meant “quit being fucking stupid”.

[futureman 22414]

59 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

By “should do this” I really meant “quit being fucking stupid”.

do you feel like you’re capable of that?

[tfoolry 8179]

12 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

 

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31 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

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6 hours ago, futureman said:

holy shit. where did that come from?

Do you see the price per pound!!

I bet he got that at Tom Thumb.

I mean, I bet that is Tom's Thumb.

[SurlyBDR 22638]

[nnm 36041]

Hope he’s not going highway speeds. Every vehicle on the road is gonna need a new windshield. 

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[nnm 36041]

20 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

Actually a pretty good idea to foil purse snatchers. 

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15 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Looks like they bought it at the store, so it's OK.

[tfoolry 8179]

 

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