Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 46932]

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[Prepuce of Doom 20983]

[nnm 36063]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

So what happens when his hair grows out?

[gyroprotagonist 2591]

7 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So what happens when his hair grows out?

or tries to fly.  'sorry sir, can you check your pockets and try again'

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

I have a feeling he doesn't need a plane to fly

[Born to Run 6565]

So what happens when his hair grows out?

He gets a tangled up hair jewelry clusterfuck. Real tough with the ladies brush.

Also men choose fashion based on success with the ladies. That's the motivation for the fuckery. If ladies rejected this fuckery, homies would chill.

[Trey3216 15325]

[futureman 22414]

9 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Also men choose fashion based on success with the ladies. That's the motivation for the fuckery. If ladies rejected this fuckery, homies would chill.

I’m pretty sure men only work because they want women. when babies are made in labs and the women decide they no longer need us I imagine we’ll all be drinking mad dog under bridges. 

[Vic Mackey 46932]

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[DonkeyCigars 144]

This page is amazing.

[SquishMitten 10398]

On 9/12/2021 at 10:25 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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I had not previously considered that. I don't recall ordering a pizza prior to mapquest, did we typically have to give them directions?

[Vic Mackey 46932]

2 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I had not previously considered that. I don't recall ordering a pizza prior to mapquest, did we typically have to give them directions?

We ordered pizzas all the time in the early and mid 90s. Honestly not sure how they did it. I don't recall any one on our end giving them directions. But I could be wrong. 

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Mapsco

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapsco

Edited September 13, 2021 by Surly Bevo

[TKthunder2 4980]

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Mapsco

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapsco

Yep, map book, you’d look up the street name in the index it would give you the page number and grid coordinates, if there were multiple similarly named streets they ask for the nearest major road to make sure they had the right one.

At the restaurant, near the phone, they’d have the pages taped to the wall with their delivery area drawn out for easy reference.

[cmontexas 3250]

Its also not hard to memorize the streets in a few neighborhoods when it's literally your job

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

[Kennythetiger 9334]

7 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Throw that shit back over the side. 

[Trey3216 15325]

22 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Throw that shit back over the side. 

Yep.   Kirin Ichiban just got this dude’s kids killed.   

[Prepuce of Doom 20983]

Backstory. It was pot, not cocaine, and it happened over a year ago. 

Jerkasses called the Coast Guard. 

 

[thunderlounge 7754]

54 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Throw that shit back over the side. 

Fair enough, but what about the coke?

[futureman 22414]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Throw that shit back over the side. 

why? 

[MissingInAction 24810]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

We ordered pizzas all the time in the early and mid 90s. Honestly not sure how they did it. I don't recall any one on our end giving them directions. But I could be wrong. 

I delivered for domino's from 1990-92.

We had a big ass map of our delivery area marked out by a grid. Every street had a grid number to help us locate the address. After a month you know how to get everywhere off the main roads. 

I was stoned af the entire time so not too difficult.

[Jameslaw121 4445]

2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Its also not hard to memorize the streets in a few neighborhoods when it's literally your job

yeah... pizza delivery people were definitely not stoned or drunk while working in the 80's and 90's

I did for awhile. It's pretty easy to memorize stuff in middle class or nicer neighborhoods where everything is well lit with street signs. But it sucked delivering to the ghetto.

[futureman 22414]

24 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

But it sucked delivering to the ghetto.

I bet they tipped well, though. 

[Jameslaw121 4445]

44 minutes ago, futureman said:

I bet they tipped well, though. 

You would be surprised, actually. Of course, one of my trips ended with a broken jaw after a couple of people robbed me and beat the shit out of me with a baseball bat or something.

[Vic Mackey 46932]

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[ABSR 5289]

11 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m pretty sure men only work because they want women. when babies are made in labs and the women decide they no longer need us I imagine we’ll all be drinking mad dog under bridges. 

If it wasn’t for sex, we would be hunting women for sport…..and drinking mad dog under bridges.

[Brothahorn 10085]

I had not previously considered that. I don't recall ordering a pizza prior to mapquest, did we typically have to give them directions?

We ordered pizzas all the time in the early and mid 90s. Honestly not sure how they did it. I don't recall any one on our end giving them directions. But I could be wrong. 

Crazy kids

[Bullneck 18987]

[deadshank 24651]

8 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Throw that shit back over the side. 

This guy agrees. 

[Incredulity 11559]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

why? 

[ztejas 43262]

5 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

You would be surprised, actually.

I wouldn't be. Did plenty of food delivery back in the day. Let's just say there was a pretty strong correlation. 

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[Crapinon 2250]

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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We did the same drill, but it was for an atomic bomb.

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[nnm 36063]

3 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

The RV boys should take notes. @immamac, @Wulaw Horn

[abuelo gringo 319]

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

We did the same drill, but it was for an atomic bomb.

No books on our heads.  Bended over, hands on heads, against the hall walls.  Life in the '50s was fun.

 

 

 

[futureman 22414]

bended?

[SHOOTER12 8788]

4 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

The RV boys should take notes. @immamac, @Wulaw Horn

aggy Jars in the stands?

[SHOOTER12 8788]

22 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I delivered for domino's from 1990-92.

We had a big ass map of our delivery area marked out by a grid. Every street had a grid number to help us locate the address. After a month you know how to get everywhere off the main roads. 

I was stoned af the entire time so not too difficult.

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[SHOOTER12 8788]

1 hour ago, abuelo gringo said:

No books on our heads.  Bended over, hands on heads, against the hall walls.  Life in the '50s was fun.

 

 

 

Why some of those kids got their heads up classmates butt?