Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Trey3216 15325]

1 hour ago, abuelo gringo said:

No books on our heads.  Bended over, hands on heads, against the hall walls.  Life in the '50s was fun.

 

 

 

Armybrat was the district Superintendent by then   

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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Why some of those kids got their heads up classmates butt?

Human centipede?  We didn't do that.  All heads against the wall.  Like it would make a difference in a nuclear strike.

[abuelo gringo 319]

nm  double post

 

Edited September 14, 2021 by abuelo gringo

[Storm the Field 5271]

What is the point of posts like these? This is "quick test to see if you have brain damage"  type shit they'd ask you in the ER.

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1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

What is the point of posts like these? This is "quick test to see if you have brain damage"  type shit they'd ask you in the ER.

New Mexico? New York? Connecticut? Wisconsin? Ohio? Illinois? Tennessee? Mississippi? Etc.  Am I missing something?

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

New Mexico? New York? Connecticut? Wisconsin? Ohio? Illinois? Tennessee? Mississippi? Etc.  Am I missing something?

I’d add Confusion, bliss, psychotic, discontent. 

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[TKthunder2 4980]

3 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

What is the point of posts like these? This is "quick test to see if you have brain damage"  type shit they'd ask you in the ER.

 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

New Mexico? New York? Connecticut? Wisconsin? Ohio? Illinois? Tennessee? Mississippi? Etc.  Am I missing something?

It’s a dumb take on an old riddle that was “spell a state without a”

People would shout/spell one of the ten or so states without an “A” in their names and you’d say “incorrect” or “ that is not the answer” multiple times pissing them off as they argue, then after they are good and mad you’d tell them the answer was STTE.  This is prime dumbass shit on fb material.

Edited September 14, 2021 by TKthunder2

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[burns_312 353]

You would be surprised, actually. Of course, one of my trips ended with a broken jaw after a couple of people robbed me and beat the shit out of me with a baseball bat or something.

Anyone ever move your car? We used to do it on the regular. Delivery driver would come to the door and we’d ask him to come inside and act like we needed to count coins to pay. One roommate would sneak around the back of the house, hop in the car and move it a couple blocks. Boy did they get pissed. The roommate that moved the car then always played the hero by telling the driver he’d just pulled up and seen someone moving his car and walk him to it.


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1 hour ago, burns_312 said:

Anyone ever move your car? We used to do it on the regular. Delivery driver would come to the door and we’d ask him to come inside and act like we needed to count coins to pay. One roommate would sneak around the back of the house, hop in the car and move it a couple blocks. Boy did they get pissed. The roommate that moved the car then always played the hero by telling the driver he’d just pulled up and seen someone moving his car and walk him to it.

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Furk, man... we *REALLY* need a delete option.

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

haha Oregon how is the post game spot a place with to go you bake pizza

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12 hours ago, burns_312 said:

Anyone ever move your car? We used to do it on the regular. Delivery driver would come to the door and we’d ask him to come inside and act like we needed to count coins to pay. One roommate would sneak around the back of the house, hop in the car and move it a couple blocks. Boy did they get pissed. The roommate that moved the car then always played the hero by telling the driver he’d just pulled up and seen someone moving his car and walk him to it.


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I would have murdered the fuck out of all of you.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

Did you ever order pizza from that place again?  If so I hope you enjoyed your special ingredients

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16 hours ago, burns_312 said:

Anyone ever move your car? We used to do it on the regular. Delivery driver would come to the door and we’d ask him to come inside and act like we needed to count coins to pay. One roommate would sneak around the back of the house, hop in the car and move it a couple blocks. Boy did they get pissed. The roommate that moved the car then always played the hero by telling the driver he’d just pulled up and seen someone moving his car and walk him to it.
 

Setting aside how stupid it is that y'all inconvenienced yourselves more than the driver, this is the lamest thing I've ever heard. The only way I could see this being even remotely entertaining is if you moved the car 1-2 houses over. At least then you get to watch them be really confused.

Edited September 15, 2021 by SquishMitten

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Somebody help count. Do I see 15 including in his hand? Those are maybe $8 each.

[Hate 20103]

At least 16...not counting what cannot be seen behind the seat frame. 

8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Somebody help count. Do I see 15 including in his hand? Those are maybe $8 each.

 

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Do explain. I’ve been all over that cold redneck state. Maybe a new meme?

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At least 16...not counting what cannot be seen behind the seat frame. 
 

He’s my hero, that’s in 3 hours. I can do that at my lease in 12. I need to up my game.

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45 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Do explain. I’ve been all over that cold redneck state. Maybe a new meme?

I am assuming that they think that Ohio is one big speed trap and even uses aerial speed traps regularly

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Sponge Bob is definitely @Vic Mackey

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8 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I am assuming that they think that Ohio is one big speed trap and even uses aerial speed traps regularly

It has that reputation. 

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39 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

His beard has a QB rating of 19.4. 

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10 hours ago, markstanco said:

Somebody help count. Do I see 15 including in his hand? Those are maybe $8 each.

honestly I thought about that first. dude spent about $150 on beer. 

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54 minutes ago, futureman said:

honestly I thought about that first. dude spent about $150 on beer. 

The pic doesn’t make sense. 15 beers in 3 quarters (cutoff typically happens at end of 3Q, iirc) at a NFL game isn’t achievable, imho.
One can certainly drink that much in that time, no problem, if conditions are optimal. But they’re not optimal at an NFL game, for two reasons.

First, you’re usually not allowed to buy more than 2 at a time. Which means 7-8 trips to the beer counter (or waiting on the beer hawker), waiting through the lines each time. Second, you don’t buy beer—you rent it. 15+ beers means at least 4-5 lengthy trips to the men’s room. 
So my theory is that his collection of empties represents the consumption of him and all of his buddies down the row. Probably about 4-5 of them. 
Prove me wrong. I’d like him to be the hero he’s portrayed as, but am not sure he actually is. 

[blacklab 11845]

When I was a kid my uncle and grandpa would take me and my cousin to Wrigley Field. They were both world class beer drinkers and would get 2 each from the beer vendor every time he came by. He would be by at least once an inning, sometimes twice. The vendor would pour the beer into souvenir plastic cups and my cousin and I would walk out of there with a stack of cups so high we'd carry them like a soldier carrying a rifle. I'd swear on a stack of bibles my uncle and grandpa would put that dude to shame.

We'd pile into my uncles wood paneled giant ass buick station wagon, and my cousin and I would sit in the way back in the seat that faced backwards, oblivious to the drunk driving that was occurring. Of course that was back when drunk driving was cool.  

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40 minutes ago, nnm said:

The pic doesn’t make sense. 15 beers in 3 quarters (cutoff typically happens at end of 3Q, iirc) at a NFL game isn’t achievable, imho.
One can certainly drink that much in that time, no problem, if conditions are optimal. But they’re not optimal at an NFL game, for two reasons.

First, you’re usually not allowed to buy more than 2 at a time. Which means 7-8 trips to the beer counter (or waiting on the beer hawker), waiting through the lines each time. Second, you don’t buy beer—you rent it. 15+ beers means at least 4-5 lengthy trips to the men’s room. 
So my theory is that his collection of empties represents the consumption of him and all of his buddies down the row. Probably about 4-5 of them. 
Prove me wrong. I’d like him to be the hero he’s portrayed as, but am not sure he actually is. 

Nonzero chance that those are all filled with piss... 

[Bullneck 18987]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

The pic doesn’t make sense. 15 beers in 3 quarters (cutoff typically happens at end of 3Q, iirc) at a NFL game isn’t achievable, imho.
One can certainly drink that much in that time, no problem, if conditions are optimal. But they’re not optimal at an NFL game, for two reasons.

First, you’re usually not allowed to buy more than 2 at a time. Which means 7-8 trips to the beer counter (or waiting on the beer hawker), waiting through the lines each time. Second, you don’t buy beer—you rent it. 15+ beers means at least 4-5 lengthy trips to the men’s room. 
So my theory is that his collection of empties represents the consumption of him and all of his buddies down the row. Probably about 4-5 of them. 
Prove me wrong. I’d like him to be the hero he’s portrayed as, but am not sure he actually is. 

^^^^ If you're going to be successful in the NFL arena, you have to give a lot of thought to your subject matter.  

Edited September 16, 2021 by Bullneck

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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This might be the 2nd best post in internet history.  The "DUI Lawyer" is pretty harsh.

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This might be the 2nd best post in internet history.  The "DUI Lawyer" is pretty harsh.

But fair.

[Trey3216 15325]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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