Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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Just now, hundredTT said:

I’m guessing because of thieves scamming the pumps outside? It’s happened to me before and I told myself to pay inside from now on. Lasted maybe a week, fuck all that. 

The scanners mean that I only pay for gas using an Amex and mandate the same for my wife. Problem solved.

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1 minute ago, hundredTT said:

I’m guessing because of thieves scamming the pumps outside? It’s happened to me before and I told myself to pay inside from now on. Lasted maybe a week, fuck all that. 

Pretty much this.  There were a ton of skimmers in and around the Waco area for a long while.  I got tagged on 2 different occasions from it.  Not dealing with all that shit again.  It doesn't hurt me a bit to take an extra 100 steps to walk in, buy a 24 oz beer to drink when I get home, and put $60 on pump 3.    Literally may take me an extra 2 minutes unless I'm stuck behind that dude cashing in 37 lottery tickets and buying more with his 'winnings'.   

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5 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Pretty much this.  There were a ton of skimmers in and around the Waco area for a long while.  I got tagged on 2 different occasions from it.  Not dealing with all that shit again.  It doesn't hurt me a bit to take an extra 100 steps to walk in, buy a 24 oz beer to drink when I get home, and put $60 on pump 3.    Literally may take me an extra 2 minutes unless I'm stuck behind that dude cashing in 37 lottery tickets and buying more with his 'winnings'.   

Gotta reward yourself with a beer. But yea, main reason I don’t go in is because I get stuck behind that lotto asshole every fucking time. Or construction workers buying arms-full of food and paying with $100 bills. 

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2 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

Gotta reward yourself with a beer. But yea, main reason I don’t go in is because I get stuck behind that lotto asshole every fucking time. Or construction workers buying arms-full of food and paying with $100 bills. 

I hear ya.  It's really just a personal thing.   There are clearly times that I still pay at the pump, it's just that I don't about 85% of the time.  

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20 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I hear ya.  It's really just a personal thing.   There are clearly times that I still pay at the pump, it's just that I don't about 85% of the time.  

 

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

I actually do every time, even when I'm paying with a card.  

So you are saying it works 85% of every time? 

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26 minutes ago, Hate said:

 

So you are saying it works 85% of every time? 

Naturally.   It doesn’t rain 15% of the time, but it seems that it’s raining a lot when I need to fuel up.   Gas Panther isn’t always as definitive or glorious.  

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

This guy will be running a sports site full of degenerative assholes before he's out of high school.

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10 hours ago, hundredTT said:

I’m guessing because of thieves scamming the card readers outside? It’s happened to me before where I got hacked and I told myself to pay inside from now on. Lasted maybe a week, fuck all that. 

That’s a risk analysis fail. Read the COVID threads and it makes sense 

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7 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

That’s a risk analysis fail. Read the COVID threads and it makes sense 

I’ve had Covid and am vaxxed.  Not too worried 

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Wrong. The answer is OUsux

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26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Holy Shit!!!   That mountain of shit weighs more than the vehicle I'd bet  

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Reminds me of this classic. 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Wood

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But seriously tho. I did date a little person one time. They don't like to be called "midgets" really. Anyways. She was cool and all but eventually we had to break up because we just couldn't see eye to eye.

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10 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

But seriously tho. I did date a little person one time. They don't like to be called "midgets" really. Anyways. She was cool and all but eventually we had to break up because we just couldn't see eye to eye.

Bet she could see eye to eye with your one-eyed snake though. That would be the most important thing.

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Still trying to wrap my head around this one.

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36 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Still trying to wrap my head around this one.

The universal church would bring unity and peace to mankind, but sects have torn it asunder. 

Edited October 1, 2021 by nnm

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On 10/2/2021 at 8:26 AM, closetohumping said:

gig 'em!

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Facebook is down for the moment… can it stay that way?

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On 10/2/2021 at 8:26 AM, closetohumping said:

To be fair... that's a sweet AR.

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Points deducted for not having the toothbrush in the butthole.

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There doesn't appear to be any reason beyond the obvious that "shit" is trending in Illinois right now. Apparently just a lot of cussing happening here right now. 

 

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