Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Surly Bevo 25748]

Yea it's definitely sleep.  Especially if the rules stipulate that the time I go to sleep is irrelevant

[nnm 37908]

38 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yea it's definitely sleep.  Especially if the rules stipulate that the time I go to sleep is irrelevant

Sleep. No doubt. And a good time is right before kickoff, for the last decade. 

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[Trey3216 15452]

6 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

 

This one is actually good… and tough to choose.

My wife would pick house cleaning itself. I think I’d pick kids eating what we feed them…

 

Yep.   Every man knows that running errands gives dad a chance to drop in somewhere and grab a beer or two along the way.  Don’t take that from me.  And I don’t sleep 8 hours anyway.   

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[Fudbelty 2810]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

2 with a bullet.

I can easily go about my day with 6-7, kids don’t complain much and errands get me out of the house

[Guest]

12 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

2 with a bullet.

I can easily go about my day with 6-7, kids don’t complain much and errands get me out of the house

Is #1 some Monkey's Paw thing? You get 8 hours uninterrupted, but it means that you won't wake up to catch that early flight or your house is on fire and you sleep through it?

[Speedtrucker 2097]

Yep.   Every man knows that running errands gives dad a chance to drop in somewhere and grab a beer or two along the way.  Don’t take that from me.  And I don’t sleep 8 hours anyway.   

Yep,
I run errands to get some peace and quiet from the wife and kids. If my house cleaned itself, my wife would focus more on giving me shit to do and shit that needs to be replaced in the house. No thank you.

Is #1 some Monkey's Paw thing? You get 8 hours uninterrupted, but it means that you won't wake up to catch that early flight or your house is on fire and you sleep through it?

This one made me say no mainly because I just don’t get it. If I go to sleep at 2 am I can’t be waking up at 10am for work… maybe if it was “no matter how short your sleep time allows, you wake up well rested.” The id pick that but ain’t got time for 8 hours of sleep every night nor do I need it.

[Vic Mackey 47960]

[Vic Mackey 47960]

[MAUFRAIS 6740]

I thought the point of this thread was to see the dumbass shit people post on Facebook, not participate in it.

That said, crispy bacon!

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

Vic’s asking too many questions. Not enough moderating on what the correct answer truly is

[Incredulity 11876]

4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Vic’s asking too many questions. Not enough moderating on what the correct answer truly is

are we are really willing to trust Vic's judgement?

Edited November 18, 2021 by Incredulity

[MissingInAction 25556]

No cr\

 

[ztejas 44227]

18 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

[CooterBrown 18288]

I liked watching that in real time. The gloves obviously fit but OJ said they didn’t so they didn’t. And of course they don’t slide on easily when you’re wearing fucking rubber gloves.

[Kennythetiger 9627]

10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

I liked watching that in real time. The gloves obviously fit but OJ said they didn’t so they didn’t. And of course they don’t slide on easily when you’re wearing fucking rubber gloves.

If they don’t fit, you must acquit!  

[Longboard Horn 41355]

On 11/17/2021 at 11:54 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Lankista is the only true way to pronounce it. That how all the locals say it and everyone in DFW knows it. 

[Longboard Horn 41355]

IDK what's going on, but I'm intrigued.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

From the you hate to see it section



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[ButtFumble 5287]

[ButtFumble 5287]

[Incredulity 11876]

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

[ztejas 44227]

4 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

You can tell the Whitney one is shopped. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1994]

13 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

A Kraft single, maybe.

[ABSR 5370]

51 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

To be fair, it's a pumpkin pie.  You really can't make it taste worse.

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

24 minutes ago, ABSR said:

To be fair, it's a pumpkin pie.  You really can't make it taste worse.

Wrong, pumpkin pie is delicious

[Longboard Horn 41355]

[Longboard Horn 41355]

[Longboard Horn 41355]

[Longboard Horn 41355]

[Tom 2960]

6 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

 

I don't get the Whitney one.

[ztejas 44227]

6 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

I don't get the Whitney one.

Coke. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21286]

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? 

Spoiler

HANDEYYYYYYYYEEEE

 

[wd40 1976]

[SurlyBDR 23153]

Here we go again! 

[Sawbonz 28222]

Probably old

 

[Brisketexan 106899]

Here we go again! 

Doesn’t cite the Rome Statute, so clearly worthless.

[Kennythetiger 9627]

Statue. Duh. 

[futureman 22701]

9 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Here we go again! 

reminds of all the fucking clowns posting the same shit on shaggy when eskimo joe took ownership from blacklab. what a bunch of stupid assholes. 

[Kennythetiger 9627]

23 minutes ago, futureman said:

reminds of all the fucking clowns posting the same shit on shaggy when eskimo joe took ownership from blacklab. what a bunch of stupid assholes. 

Hey, fuck you. I fell for that one. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

reminds of all the fucking clowns posting the same shit on shaggy when eskimo joe took ownership from blacklab. what a bunch of stupid assholes. 

Sounds like something someone who purchased a used message board that suddenly was a ghost town would say

[Sawbonz 28222]

19 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Wrong, pumpkin pie is delicious

Pumpkin pie might taste like sewer rat but I’ll never know

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[Vic Mackey 47960]

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

Good god, people are fucking stupid. 

[tbone_ 14448]

Those are Mormons.

[Jimbaround 987]

Those are Mormons.

Yeah, but the joke still works with Mormons

[Vic Mackey 47960]