Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 47121]

[Zepol87 9191]

This group is best, and somehow I'm an admin. Join it lol

https://www.facebook.com/groups/femaleinmates/?ref=share

 

[Vic Mackey 47121]

Lol wtf.

Joined.

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

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[Longboard Horn 40431]

[Tom 2959]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Cool boomer. I can do all of these

 

Old people love this kind of stuff on Facebook.  I've lost count of how many times I've seen the same meme with "We were the last generation to play outside on the streets, the last to ______, etc., etc..."

Actually, Susan, I played outside with your own kid, which you should remember.  It's why you and I are FB friends.  And I still see kids playing outside all the time.  

[Kennythetiger 9432]

Other than signing my name, I don’t think I’ve written in cursive since I graduated from high school 20+ years ago. 

[purplepride95 6890]

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[closetohumping 17456]

[Surly Bevo 25134]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Riot at It's A Small World boat ride.  

[closetohumping 17456]

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Riot at It's A Small World boat ride.  

That ride is a classic

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

Thanks, now I have that fucking song stuck in my head

[Prepuce of Doom 21100]

17 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Can confirm. My brother and I used to do this to our dad. 

[Surly Bevo 25134]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

That ride is a classic

Hell yea it is.  And as an adult you appreciate a lot of what comes with it.  I'm no Disney wonk (went once as a teenager to WDW and then been to WDW and DL once each with my kids) but on those two trips when the day has grown long, hot and the crowds tiresome....shorter lines, air condition, and a feel good vibe.  

[nnm 36556]

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hell yea it is.  And as an adult you appreciate a lot of what comes with it.  I'm no Disney wonk (went once as a teenager to WDW and then been to WDW and DL once each with my kids) but on those two trips when the day has grown long, hot and the crowds tiresome....shorter lines, air condition, and a feel good vibe.  

Disney has a big problem with people spreading loved ones' ashes in its parks.  It's A Small World is a particularly popular ride to spread them:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/disney-worlds-big-secret-its-a-favorite-spot-to-scatter-family-ashes-1540390229

[Dutchrudder 11150]

13 minutes ago, nnm said:

Disney has a big problem with people spreading loved ones' ashes in its parks.  It's A Small World is a particularly popular ride to spread them:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/disney-worlds-big-secret-its-a-favorite-spot-to-scatter-family-ashes-1540390229

I would only do that to people I hated, but a good idea to keep in mind. Having to listen to that song for eternity seems cruel, but there are a few people on my list of candidates for it.

[Dutchrudder 11150]

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[thunderlounge 7911]

3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Riot at It's A Small World boat ride.  

To get out before your ears bleed.

[TKthunder2 4997]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Disney has a big problem with people spreading loved ones' ashes in its parks.  It's A Small World is a particularly popular ride to spread them:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/disney-worlds-big-secret-its-a-favorite-spot-to-scatter-family-ashes-1540390229

Curious why it’s a big problem.  They dumping the whole urn?  People dropping a handful of dust you wouldn’t think would be a big deal, I fact I’d assume they’d encourage that kind of fanaticism to their corporate mascots.  Have a little ceremony where Goofy takes them to the top of the castle and let them loose Big Lebowski style.

[Bullneck 19199]

That would be funny.  Do it during the fireworks show.  Then at 3am the army of outdoor vacuums can suck it all up.

 

[smuggs 9353]

That's my favorite part of Splash Mountain. The big drop at the end where you get drenched with a tidal wave of heavily chlorinated water containing one or more of the following: saliva, animal excrement, and the charred remains of dead nerds.

[956 Worldwide 34746]

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

That's my favorite part of Splash Mountain. The big drop at the end where you get drenched with a tidal wave of heavily chlorinated water containing one or more of the following: saliva, animal excrement, and the charred remains of dead nerds.

https://youtu.be/uSDb_BNxu5k 

Edited January 21, 2022 by 956 Worldwide

[MissingInAction 25168]

5 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Riot at It's A Small World boat ride.  

Little fuckers have it comin.

[Incredulity 11682]

3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

To get out before your ears bleed.

hits close to home.  Got stuck mid-ride for about 45min on IASW during a breakdown a couple years ago.

 

[Vic Mackey 47121]

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Edited January 21, 2022 by Vic Mackey

[Brothahorn 10087]

[futureman 22523]

58 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

actually difficult. it’s soda and something else but I just don’t know. 

[Vic Mackey 47121]

[Vic Mackey 47121]

[Vic Mackey 47121]

47 minutes ago, futureman said:

actually difficult. it’s soda and something else but I just don’t know. 

Soda and cake for me

[Richard Kimball 1496]

9 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Thanks, now I have that fucking song stuck in my head

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21100]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

actually difficult. it’s soda and something else but I just don’t know. 

It's cake first, because in a world with pie, fuck cake. 

[Longboard Horn 40431]

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[Laxtonto 12090]

Im going to hell for this one, but yeah I laughed

[Dutchrudder 11150]

[Jerry Callo 8720]

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

Im going to hell for this one, but yeah I laughed

Pretty sure Meatloaf would have laughed as well.  RIP

[Laxtonto 12090]

7 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Pretty sure Meatloaf would have laughed as well.  RIP

I agree…. The dude has a solid sense of humor and never held his punches about making fun of himself, along with everyone else..

[thunderlounge 7911]

53 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I agree…. The dude has a solid sense of humor and never held his punches about making fun of himself, along with everyone else..

I guess 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.