Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

[tbone_ 14,123]

Muschamp was the coach. That defensive performance had to have taken years off his life.

[High Plains Drifter 11,049]

On 1/20/2022 at 5:03 PM, Dutchrudder said:

 

 

and then became foreign policy and Russian history experts.

 

 

[Incredulity 11,671]

...combat tactics expert, nuclear fall out expert, war crimes expert...

[Guest Lobo]

"I do all my own research"

-Many Dead Americans 2020-2022

I am constantly reminded of John Mulaney's bit about a course he took in school, "I took a class called 'Religious Studies.'  We mainly studied just the one religion."  

Watching the Berlin Wall fall with my late father (military veteran and Reagan acolyte), I never thought I'd see/read people in Russia following Putin down the rabbit hole so passionately and my first effortless thought is, "Completely reminds me friends and family here in Texas."  

 

[futureman 22,462]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

my first effortless thought is, "Completely reminds me friends and family here in Texas." 

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

[closetohumping 17,442]

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

[Zepol87 9,186]

Been there

[Incredulity 11,671]

Poop scissors FTW

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

*knife

[ButtFumble 5,179]

can't you just poop slap that into the toilet?

asking for an aggy.......and PS asking for me what the fuck is a fucking poop slap anyway besides some dumb ass aggy shit they bet each other

[ButtFumble 5,179]

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sorry if already posted it might have been

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

[Atxracer 797]

15 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

*knife

*poopstick

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

Yep that will hold it

[Storm the Field 5,294]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yep that will hold it

Just gotta tug on the strap a few times and say "that ain't going nowhere."

[Armybrat 40,844]

On 3/2/2022 at 2:37 PM, Lobo said:

"I do all my own research"

-Many Dead Americans 2020-2022

I am constantly reminded of John Mulaney's bit about a course he took in school, "I took a class called 'Religious Studies.'  We mainly studied just the one religion."  

Watching the Berlin Wall fall with my late father (military veteran and Reagan acolyte), I never thought I'd see/read people in Russia following Putin down the rabbit hole so passionately and my first effortless thought is, "Completely reminds me friends and family here in Texas."  

 

I was the only guy at St. Ed’s U. to fail Christology during the six semesters I was “matriculating” on The Hill.

[High Plains Drifter 11,049]

On 3/3/2022 at 8:44 PM, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

Very convenient

 

 

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

On 3/3/2022 at 10:28 PM, Incredulity said:

Poop scissors FTW

@Prepuce of Doom has Doomlet discovered those yet?

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Good ole Mike at it again. That man is internet gold!

[DigglerontheHoof 21,199]

dude is the epitome of an incel

[Tom 2,959]

38 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

dude is the epitome of an incel

 

He really is to a tee. 

He takes care of himself and isn't a naturally bad looking guy.  But like all incels he thinks women are the problem and not that just maybe they don't want to be around some negative toxic douchebag that spends 95% of their time and energy angry at the world bitching about everything around them.  Also, almost every picture he posts is shirtless.  I'm sure women just love the full narcissism on display, too.  But sure, Mike, you're only single because you don't drive a Bentley or have courtside tickets to the Lakers.

[Prepuce of Doom 21,073]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

@Prepuce of Doom has Doomlet discovered those yet?

No, but for the second time in a week, he just knocked a box of tissues into an unflushed toilet full of his piss. 

[Okie State 3,821]

Most sickest social life. Nice.

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

Step right up!! You get 3 kids who have 3 different dads. Failed relationship after failed relationship. Seeks social media attention. And you better be bringing the whole table i.e. You better be taking care of all of us and putting up with our bullshit

Edited March 5, 2022 by Vic Mackey

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Step right up!! You get 3 kids who have 3 different dads. Failed relationship after failed relationship. Seeks social media attention. And you better be bringing the whole table

I remember that hood rat. She was the bitch that posted about going out with a guy who was "out of her league" because he took her to Happiest Hour and some fancy restaurant and she asked him if they could go to Bombshells or Tigers Cabaret and he didn't know what those places were or why she wanted to go there... Thot!

[Bullneck 19,090]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

 

He really is to a tee. 

He takes care of himself and isn't a naturally bad looking guy.  But like all incels he thinks women are the problem and not that just maybe they don't want to be around some negative toxic douchebag that spends 95% of their time and energy angry at the world bitching about everything around them.  Also, almost every picture he posts is shirtless.  I'm sure women just love the full narcissism on display, too.  But sure, Mike, you're only single because you don't drive a Bentley or have courtside tickets to the Lakers.

I'm betting part of the problem is he has pretty high standards for the women he's interested it.  Nothing less than the best for Mike, that would be "settling." 

[Chooky 13,307]

46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Step right up!! You get 3 kids who have 3 different dads. Failed relationship after failed relationship. Seeks social media attention. And you better be bringing the whole table i.e. You better be taking care of all of us and putting up with our bullshit

A blast from the past. The peak of this thread, imo. Was it Tanya with the paper plates and just the most honest and open hood life ever? That chick was fascinating. And who was the dude who dreamed of getting a slab? No slab. Have cry. 

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

46 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I remember that hood rat. She was the bitch that posted about going out with a guy who was "out of her league" because he took her to Happiest Hour and some fancy restaurant and she asked him if they could go to Bombshells or Tigers Cabaret and he didn't know what those places were or why she wanted to go there... Thot!

 

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

A blast from the past. The peak of this thread, imo. Was it Tanya with the paper plates and just the most honest and open hood life ever? That chick was fascinating. And who was the dude who dreamed of getting a slab? No slab. Have cry. 

Yep Tanya was from the Valley and was a stripper. No idea what happened to her lol 

HataProof was the one on a never ending search for slab and hates his uncle

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

[Longboard Horn 40,322]

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

[Okie State 3,821]

Does she like her own posts? Always a sign of someone who is mentally stable.

[Player 4,575]

Yep Tanya was from the Valley and was a stripper. No idea what happened to her lol 
HataProof was the one on a never ending search for slab and hates his uncle

Good ol’ uncle Geronimo.

I miss Corey too. Little dude was a pimp.

Vic, have you retired Mackolm?

[nnm 36,405]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

So she wants a husband. 

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I'm betting part of the problem is he has pretty high standards for the women he's interested it.  Nothing less than the best for Mike, that would be "settling." 

I just think he is an asshole without the good job or the Bentley. But he is entertaining…..
 

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

7 hours ago, Player said:

Good ol’ uncle Geronimo.

I miss Corey too. Little dude was a pimp.

Vic, have you retired Mackolm?

Pretty much. I can't keep up with it any more and Facebook is very strict about that stuff now and they will give you 30 to 90 day timeouts. Not worth it. 

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Pretty much. I can't keep up with it any more and Facebook is very strict about that stuff now and they will give you 30 to 90 day timeouts. Not worth it. 

I award your ability to find a lot of that shit. It’s entertaining as hell to read, and almost always makes me feel better about my own little slice of life..