Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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5 hours ago, Elvis said:

Oil catch pan would be appropriate equipment for Mrs. Man 

 

That's what I use.

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8975]

Driver probably had no time to waste with stupid repairs

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1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Driver probably had no time to waste with stupid repairs

No time to stop for repairs when you only have 28 hours to get 400 cases of Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta.

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3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Driver probably had no time to waste with stupid repairs

Yup. Way two tired.

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10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

I mean sex and booze are fun; God is all no sex, plagues and punishment. 

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

She’s gonna have a hard time making a sammich or washing the dishes. 

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3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

No head?

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1 minute ago, RMac5 said:

No head?

Correct. Can't say she has a headache

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On 3/9/2022 at 10:42 PM, markstanco said:

I hope we are getting past this pronoun shit. Seems like we are.

 

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8975]

I’m torn because I own one of each

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54 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I’m torn because I own one of each

A truck and a boyfriend?

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Where did he tear you?

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12 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Where did he tear you?

Probably during the muddy banana up the tailpipe portion of the evening.  

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On 3/31/2022 at 2:20 PM, Longboard Horn said:

When Al saw this movie back in the day he leaned over to his date(a woman) and said ‘what the fuck is that?’  
 

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

4, 2,5,..nm

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On 3/31/2022 at 2:20 PM, Longboard Horn said:

True story - my 8 year old son watched this movie a few weeks ago and now this song, "I still believe", is his favorite song. I think it's oiled up sax man that did it 

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8 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

True story - my 8 year old son watched this movie a few weeks ago and now this song, "I still believe", is his favorite song. I think it's oiled up sax man that did it 

Sorry you won’t have any grandchildren. 

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1 minute ago, nnm said:

Sorry you won’t have any grandchildren. 

Jokes on you, I have 2 sons!

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22 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I’m torn because I own one of each

Find a less well endowed boyfriend...

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4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Daniel Figurelli childhood photo. 

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