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On 6/7/2022 at 9:36 PM, Harrison Bergeron said:

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At one of my first jobs in my early 20s my boss would check my hands for a stamp if I was particularly hung over. He didn't care. He was already married at 28 and wanted to hear my poon chasing stories.

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3 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

3 pumps, congratulations to Jersey man on the baby.

that would be three separate pregnancies. 

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Telling my mom the vision in her left eye ain't worth $29M and cutting her a check for 15.

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It might be cool if it was doable, but sadly we have things like "borders" and "visas".

Trivial. How about not getting Your arms pulled off and beaten with them by a monkey or taking a nice walk through a pride of lions or pack of hyenas. That would go well. Oh and the Sahara…good fucking luck with that.
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