Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[PRONG HORN 3221]

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Dallas has such an amazing history of producing some of the highest quality wiggers the world has ever seen.  

 

 

 

[Vic Mackey 47849]

17 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Dallas has such an amazing history of producing some of the highest quality wiggers the world has ever seen.  

 

 

 

He's not even Dallas. He's from Oklahoma and moved to McKinney lol. Which makes it funnier

[Speedtrucker 2096]

I do like the skyline goatee

To use the calatrava bridge along with reunion tower and 901 Main…. Brilliance

[PRONG HORN 3221]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

He's not even Dallas. He's from Oklahoma and moved to McKinney lol. Which makes it funnier

 

Dallas is a magnet for these types.  

 

 

 

[Vic Mackey 47849]

[demos 3032]

I used to use that bullshit Carmex you get for 99 cents. My gf uses the Jack Black in the blue tubes. Will never go back to Carmex. 

Carmex is for herp… I mean, cold sores.

[thunderlounge 8325]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

He's not even Dallas. He's from Oklahoma and moved to McKinney lol. Which makes it funnier

So the answer to someone’s earlier question about story is as simple as meth and incest. Check. 

[Vic Mackey 47849]

[ButtFumble 5246]

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[Longboard Horn 41324]

19 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Hey Vic - whats this guy's story?

 

18 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Born in 1993 as a poor white male.  Grew up in Dallas.  A Sagittarius who isn't afraid to let you know he's a bit crazy.  He's either killed somebody or lost a close homey.   

In short, that muthafucka don't care about his life and he's got nothing to lose. 

[Vic Mackey 47849]

23 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Hey Vic - whats this guy's story?

Nothing much to him except he loves covering himself in shitty tats. And he loves drinking shitty beer and cheering on Oklahoma football and the Dallas Cowboys. He's a friend of my cousin. 

 

[Longboard Horn 41324]

[Longboard Horn 41324]

[Longboard Horn 41324]

[Longboard Horn 41324]

[futureman 22667]

sorry for partying. 

[jetsfan76 788]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

sorry for partying. 

Upper management written all over him!

[Vic Mackey 47849]

[Vic Mackey 47849]

Easy. Ribs

[Brisketexan 106641]

The id of Surly.

Mad respect.

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

Would McRibs also get eliminated?

[MissingInAction 25486]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

New Surly banner pic.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8964]

Easy. Ribs

Ribs.

[Incredulity 11861]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Easy. Ribs

Neg’d

Edited June 18, 2022 by Incredulity

[Bullneck 19454]

On 6/17/2022 at 7:35 PM, Speedtrucker said:

I do like the skyline goatee

To use the calatrava bridge along with reunion tower and 901 Main…. Brilliance

The Chase Tower by SOM (the building with the hole in it) would have been chef's kiss.  Maybe he can add it.

[Bullneck 19454]

On 6/16/2022 at 10:54 PM, tbone_ said:

He must be a Van Hagar fan

No regrats

[Vegas64 708]

Y’all saying ribs are crazy. Get rid of the burger.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5854]

3 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

Y’all saying ribs are crazy. Get rid of the burger.

[Okie State 3888]

Great ribs are great, but they're rarely great.

[futureman 22667]

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

Y’all saying ribs are crazy. Get rid of the burger.

no more burgers!?? get fucked. 

[ButtFumble 5246]

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[Vic Mackey 47849]

[Vic Mackey 47849]

Well I'll be damn...

 

[Spaulding Smails 1610]

8 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

<CSB> Gary Plouche worked for my dad at the time this shit went down.  <CSB>

[Vegas64 708]

41 minutes ago, Spaulding Smails said:

<CSB> Gary Plouche worked for my dad at the time this shit went down.  <CSB>

Explain for those of us who are missing this joke?

[jetsfan76 788]

He knew the killer was going to be at the airport & shot him dead on camera. The dad's in the hat.

[Vic Mackey 47849]

[Vic Mackey 47849]

[Vic Mackey 47849]

[Vic Mackey 47849]

Ooops

[MNLonghornFUKM 8964]

Ooops

Hate when that happens

[MAUFRAIS 6734]

I Hate You When You’re Pregnant

[USNALonghorn 5155]

SIAP

[tigol 2467]

4 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Explain for those of us who are missing this joke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Plauché

[Born Burnt 6237]

[UT_OB1 2262]

On 6/18/2022 at 11:57 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Nothing much to him except he loves covering himself in shitty tats. And he loves drinking shitty beer and cheering on Oklahoma football and the Dallas Cowboys. He's a friend of my cousin. 

 

What does 51 50 on his face mean

[Kennythetiger 9585]

Somebody call the po-po.