Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[PRONG HORN 3113]

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Dallas has such an amazing history of producing some of the highest quality wiggers the world has ever seen.  

 

 

 

[Vic Mackey 46985]

17 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Dallas has such an amazing history of producing some of the highest quality wiggers the world has ever seen.  

 

 

 

He's not even Dallas. He's from Oklahoma and moved to McKinney lol. Which makes it funnier

[Speedtrucker 2068]

I do like the skyline goatee

To use the calatrava bridge along with reunion tower and 901 Main…. Brilliance

[PRONG HORN 3113]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

He's not even Dallas. He's from Oklahoma and moved to McKinney lol. Which makes it funnier

 

Dallas is a magnet for these types.  

 

 

 

[Vic Mackey 46985]

[demos 2997]

I used to use that bullshit Carmex you get for 99 cents. My gf uses the Jack Black in the blue tubes. Will never go back to Carmex. 

Carmex is for herp… I mean, cold sores.

[thunderlounge 7783]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

He's not even Dallas. He's from Oklahoma and moved to McKinney lol. Which makes it funnier

So the answer to someone’s earlier question about story is as simple as meth and incest. Check. 

[Vic Mackey 46985]

[ButtFumble 5163]

[ButtFumble 5163]

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[Longboard Horn 40202]

19 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Hey Vic - whats this guy's story?

 

18 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Born in 1993 as a poor white male.  Grew up in Dallas.  A Sagittarius who isn't afraid to let you know he's a bit crazy.  He's either killed somebody or lost a close homey.   

In short, that muthafucka don't care about his life and he's got nothing to lose. 

[Vic Mackey 46985]

23 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Hey Vic - whats this guy's story?

Nothing much to him except he loves covering himself in shitty tats. And he loves drinking shitty beer and cheering on Oklahoma football and the Dallas Cowboys. He's a friend of my cousin. 

 

[Longboard Horn 40202]

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[Longboard Horn 40202]

[Longboard Horn 40202]

[futureman 22441]

sorry for partying. 

[jetsfan76 708]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

sorry for partying. 

Upper management written all over him!

[Vic Mackey 46985]

[Vic Mackey 46985]

Easy. Ribs

[Brisketexan 104802]

The id of Surly.

Mad respect.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Would McRibs also get eliminated?

[MissingInAction 24879]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

New Surly banner pic.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8815]

Easy. Ribs

Ribs.

[Incredulity 11569]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Easy. Ribs

Neg’d

Edited June 18, 2022 by Incredulity

[Bullneck 19047]

On 6/17/2022 at 7:35 PM, Speedtrucker said:

I do like the skyline goatee

To use the calatrava bridge along with reunion tower and 901 Main…. Brilliance

The Chase Tower by SOM (the building with the hole in it) would have been chef's kiss.  Maybe he can add it.

[Bullneck 19047]

On 6/16/2022 at 10:54 PM, tbone_ said:

He must be a Van Hagar fan

No regrats

[Vegas64 669]

Y’all saying ribs are crazy. Get rid of the burger.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5786]

3 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

Y’all saying ribs are crazy. Get rid of the burger.

[Okie State 3789]

Great ribs are great, but they're rarely great.

[futureman 22441]

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

Y’all saying ribs are crazy. Get rid of the burger.

no more burgers!?? get fucked. 

[ButtFumble 5163]

[ButtFumble 5163]

[Vic Mackey 46985]

[Vic Mackey 46985]

Well I'll be damn...

 

[Spaulding Smails 1551]

8 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

<CSB> Gary Plouche worked for my dad at the time this shit went down.  <CSB>

[Vegas64 669]

41 minutes ago, Spaulding Smails said:

<CSB> Gary Plouche worked for my dad at the time this shit went down.  <CSB>

Explain for those of us who are missing this joke?

[jetsfan76 708]

He knew the killer was going to be at the airport & shot him dead on camera. The dad's in the hat.

[Vic Mackey 46985]

[Vic Mackey 46985]

[Vic Mackey 46985]

[Vic Mackey 46985]

Ooops

[MNLonghornFUKM 8815]

Ooops

Hate when that happens

[MAUFRAIS 6591]

I Hate You When You’re Pregnant

[USNALonghorn 5078]

SIAP

[tigol 2387]

4 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Explain for those of us who are missing this joke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Plauché

[Born Burnt 6171]

[UT_OB1 2204]

On 6/18/2022 at 11:57 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Nothing much to him except he loves covering himself in shitty tats. And he loves drinking shitty beer and cheering on Oklahoma football and the Dallas Cowboys. He's a friend of my cousin. 

 

What does 51 50 on his face mean

[Kennythetiger 9362]

Somebody call the po-po.