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Posted
8 hours ago, futureman said:

I have a friend who introduces his fiancée as his “ex-girlfriend.”

The best boss I ever had referred to his wife as his girlfriend. They had been married over 40 years. I always thought that was pretty cool. 

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Posted
11 hours ago, Hate said:

Anybody that would do that probably only had $5 to put in the tank...and paid for it with quarters. 

they saved the quarters to pay for the scratch offs  

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Posted
7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

That is PS'd

Not much. 
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But then again, those prone to see phalluses will see phalluses everywhere. 

Posted
3 hours ago, markstanco said:

True story, and I think I have mentioned it before.  Bro in law (wife's brother) and sis in law were over visiting from FTW 10ish years ago.  My niece was in our bedroom watching TV.  She came in to the living room with a pair of handcuffs and said "I didnt know you were a police officer once!".  Wife turn 20 shades of red and my BIL and SIL were laughing hysterically.  

Pics of handcuffed wife?  

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Posted
24 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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One of our vendors, told me he was born and raised in Ohio. I didn't know him well and was just trying to get to know him better. I said "I've never been there but I would like to see some of it". His reply: "Why? I left as fast as I could. I only go back to see family".  

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Posted
6 minutes ago, futureman said:

translation?

Basically it's a guy with baby mama drama who is also a dead beat dad and wants nothing to do with his kids. Doesn't believe in "actions have consequences" or "taking responsibility for your actions"

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