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What the hell does she influence? The tides?

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Basically it's a guy with baby mama drama who is also a dead beat dad and wants nothing to do with his kids. Doesn't believe in "actions have consequences" or "taking responsibility for your actions"

30 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Her: I want you back

Him: I don't date women with kids

Her: They're your kids

Him: You heard me

ok I see where I went astray. I thought he was saying “I’m on a date” not “I don’t date”

makes sense now

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23 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Get a silicon case for the remote that also holds an AirTag. Ping the AirTag when it’s lost from your phone and it will start beeping.

Yes, that’s one of the problems. The other is that if you breathe on it, or look at it across the room, or think about looking at it, it randomly fast forwards, or rewinds, or switches programs altogether. 

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22 hours ago, Incredulity said:

No woman has 2, 5 or 6.  

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My wife has those covered but 3 is lacking. She grew up on a farm/ranch with a 500 head feedlot. She can back a haywagon down a feedlot alleyway. Parallel park? Child's play. Cook anything more challenging than a hamburger? Not so much. There is always a tradeoff.

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