Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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43 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I’d smoke anyone here in a pallet jack race.  full stop. 

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13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

That's some Abner Doubleday level shit.

 

 

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

I noticed that back in high school and would ask my black friends why most of them wouldn't go in the water at a pool party. The answer was unanimous and always the same; "because I can't swim." 

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17 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I noticed that back in high school and would ask my black friends why most of them wouldn't go in the water at a pool party. The answer was unanimous and always the same; "because I can't swim." 

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The worst 

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4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The worst 

Get you a UFC stream cuh

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Damn right

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24 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

kinda funny but also very mean. so many stupid people out there. 

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Nice shootin Tex

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23 hours ago, futureman said:

I’d smoke anyone here in a pallet jack race.  full stop. 

Downhill or uphill race, fatboy?

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Just now, deadshank said:

Downhill or uphill race, fatboy?

are you challenging me? 

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22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Too soon, bro... 

 

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46 minutes ago, futureman said:

are you challenging me? 

Is your pallet jack gonna have pallets of Hellmann's or Duke’s mayo on it?

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I am officially getting old...

 

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Murica!

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Absolutely. This was 100% Tim Tebow.

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As I have gotten older, I like Orange/Yellow more than Red/Pink.

 

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8,964]

so much truth.


Also can’t go too short or else you feel like you’re dumping out half of a bag of kernels. 1:43 is my goto

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24 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

so much truth.


Also can’t go too short or else you feel like you’re dumping out half of a bag of kernels. 1:43 is my goto

I don’t trust it enough to walk away. I do the listen test. 
Wife is a great cook but can scorch microwave popcorn in nothing flat. Always finds something more important to do in the as you pointed out less than two minute time period. 

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Wut

 

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18 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

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Depending on how much you wanted to dump her anyway, the #2 fist bump may be most appropriate.

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57 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

would you run up on them and do a Rambo jam them and flat blast both of them and ruin a $3,700 dollar Lynx coat....or would you chill and come up with a better plan?

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would you run up on them and do a Rambo jam them and flat blast both of them and ruin a $3,700 dollar Lynx coat....or would you chill and come up with a better plan?

I’d fist bump and walk away. No woman is worth that much of my energy. Plenty more out there.

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Unless my sarcasm meter is off, I'm pretty sure #2 is throwing hands?

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Unless my sarcasm meter is off, I'm pretty sure #2 is throwing hands?

Nah that’s the futureman option.

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1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Nah that’s the futureman option.

yep.  that’s her fist. 

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