Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[SurlyBDR 22638]

[SurlyBDR 22638]

[Speedtrucker 2063]

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Pussies. I’ve had to park my own car before because of this, which usually means my Scat Pack has got to sit next to the Ferraris and Lambos at the front because “the guy who knows stick didn’t show up today”.

[tfoolry 8179]

34 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I thought it was the historic capital of the Emilia-Romagna region in northern Italy. 

[Kennythetiger 9334]

1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

Fake. Fake fake fake. Two of those sides should have crusts. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Fake. Fake fake fake. Two of those sides should have crusts. 

It's half of a sandwich cut in half. Obviously your mom didn't love you

[Guest]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Honestly, that looks a lot better than what most of Taco Bell pumps out.

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

[thunderlounge 7750]

15 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Honestly, that looks a lot better than what most of Taco Bell pumps out.

Doesn’t need to be hot. Could be mild. Still gonna make you shit your balls out. 

[McFly 606]

15 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

 

[Okie State 3788]

I'm very mechanically inclined. I also don't own the 3.6789 millimeter spanner socket hexhead torque wrench driver required to change a simple fucking light bulb because some engineer in Japan thought it would be a cool way to install it.

Had to remove the wheel and pull out the wheel liner to do it on one of my cars.

[Vic Mackey 46927]

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[Vic Mackey 46927]

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

Well then she didn't shoot the man 17 times, she shot at him 17 times

[thunderlounge 7750]

That fuckin media spin bias, man. 

[Vic Mackey 46927]

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[nnm 36041]

28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Seven posts up, dude.  Your impending nuptials got ya rattled. 

[ButtFumble 5158]

[Vic Mackey 46927]

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[ButtFumble 5158]

[futureman 22414]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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this makes me laugh.

[Vic Mackey 46927]

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[Longboard Horn 40102]

 

[Hmbre97 6297]

Does he still have eligibility left?

[Vic Mackey 46927]

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[Longboard Horn 40102]

[Longboard Horn 40102]

[closetohumping 17386]

[Longboard Horn 40102]

[Prepuce of Doom 20982]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

This is a textbook example of why the Spirit terminal is the best place to spend your time during a long layover. 

[purplepride95 6890]

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Edited August 12, 2022 by purplepride95

[purplepride95 6890]

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Two in the Jinkies, one in the stinky. 

[Vic Mackey 46927]

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[SHOOTER12 8787]

On 8/10/2022 at 9:41 PM, nnm said:

Yup. We moved to the country in ETX last year. Whenever possible I’ll pee outside. Why add to the septic system?

Although we love to have our kids and others over, it cramps my style when there are others around and I can’t just whip it out and water the grass whenever I feel like it. 

Where you at in ETX?

[ButtFumble 5158]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I wish he would have beat the shit out of that idiot in the blue at the end...then beat the shit out of her

[SHOOTER12 8787]

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Absolute Truth

[nnm 36041]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Where you at in ETX?

Outside of Lindale/Van. 

[Elvis 3356]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I wish he would have beat the shit out of that idiot in the blue at the end...then beat the shit out of her

Bitch obviously thought she could hit him with impunity

[Vic Mackey 46927]

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[BrickHorn 18186]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[Jerry Callo 8663]

17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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If you're not going to use all appropriate punctuation, why use any punctuation at all?

Edited August 12, 2022 by Jerry Callo

[DigglerontheHoof 21044]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Mike's IQ

[futureman 22414]

8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Mike's IQ

he’s capable of telekinesis?  I knew he was smart but that’s otherworldly.