Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[SurlyBDR 23242]

[SurlyBDR 23242]

[Speedtrucker 2098]

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Pussies. I’ve had to park my own car before because of this, which usually means my Scat Pack has got to sit next to the Ferraris and Lambos at the front because “the guy who knows stick didn’t show up today”.

[tfoolry 8361]

34 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I thought it was the historic capital of the Emilia-Romagna region in northern Italy. 

[Kennythetiger 9668]

1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

Fake. Fake fake fake. Two of those sides should have crusts. 

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Fake. Fake fake fake. Two of those sides should have crusts. 

It's half of a sandwich cut in half. Obviously your mom didn't love you

[Guest]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Honestly, that looks a lot better than what most of Taco Bell pumps out.

[Gene Parmesan 4085]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

[thunderlounge 8476]

15 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Honestly, that looks a lot better than what most of Taco Bell pumps out.

Doesn’t need to be hot. Could be mild. Still gonna make you shit your balls out. 

[McFly 606]

15 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

 

[Okie State 3892]

I'm very mechanically inclined. I also don't own the 3.6789 millimeter spanner socket hexhead torque wrench driver required to change a simple fucking light bulb because some engineer in Japan thought it would be a cool way to install it.

Had to remove the wheel and pull out the wheel liner to do it on one of my cars.

[Vic Mackey 48035]

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[Vic Mackey 48035]

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[NeverMarryAStripper 22325]

Well then she didn't shoot the man 17 times, she shot at him 17 times

[thunderlounge 8476]

That fuckin media spin bias, man. 

[Vic Mackey 48035]

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[nnm 38009]

28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Seven posts up, dude.  Your impending nuptials got ya rattled. 

[ButtFumble 5291]

[Vic Mackey 48035]

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[ButtFumble 5291]

[futureman 22721]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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this makes me laugh.

[Vic Mackey 48035]

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[Longboard Horn 41407]

 

[Hmbre97 6337]

Does he still have eligibility left?

[Vic Mackey 48035]

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[Longboard Horn 41407]

[Longboard Horn 41407]

[closetohumping 17831]

[Longboard Horn 41407]

[Prepuce of Doom 21301]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

This is a textbook example of why the Spirit terminal is the best place to spend your time during a long layover. 

[purplepride95 6890]

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Edited August 12, 2022 by purplepride95

[purplepride95 6890]

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

Two in the Jinkies, one in the stinky. 

[Vic Mackey 48035]

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[SHOOTER12 8890]

On 8/10/2022 at 9:41 PM, nnm said:

Yup. We moved to the country in ETX last year. Whenever possible I’ll pee outside. Why add to the septic system?

Although we love to have our kids and others over, it cramps my style when there are others around and I can’t just whip it out and water the grass whenever I feel like it. 

Where you at in ETX?

[ButtFumble 5291]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I wish he would have beat the shit out of that idiot in the blue at the end...then beat the shit out of her

[SHOOTER12 8890]

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Absolute Truth

[nnm 38009]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Where you at in ETX?

Outside of Lindale/Van. 

[Elvis 3438]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[NeverMarryAStripper 22325]

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I wish he would have beat the shit out of that idiot in the blue at the end...then beat the shit out of her

Bitch obviously thought she could hit him with impunity

[Vic Mackey 48035]

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[BrickHorn 18451]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[Jerry Callo 8978]

17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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If you're not going to use all appropriate punctuation, why use any punctuation at all?

Edited August 12, 2022 by Jerry Callo

[DigglerontheHoof 21565]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Mike's IQ

[futureman 22721]

8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Mike's IQ

he’s capable of telekinesis?  I knew he was smart but that’s otherworldly.