Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Both of my parents were teachers and had these in their classrooms.  When my dad showed it to my oldest (and at that time only) little brother and me, he told us to leave those alone because they could cut off a finger.  Being the loving big brother that I am, as soon as my dad turned to something else, I tried to get my brother to put his hand on it so I could test that assertion.  The sound of me struggling to put his hand in position drew my dad's attention, so I never got to find out if one really could remove a finger with one of those. 

But I still have time...

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That's a hard one

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On 10/14/2022 at 5:15 PM, Vic Mackey said:

You got played

This is 100% some shit I would do if it was a girl that was acting up. 

In fact - I guarantee I've pulled that before. 

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8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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OoK, this old man doesn't get it. 

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34 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

OoK, this old man doesn't get it. 

Pornhub my fellow old man

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4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

OoK, this old man doesn't get it. 

yeah…YEAH, I don’t get it either!

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13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Nope- text will be immediately incoming. Now I have a missed call, a voicemail to clean, and a received text message. 

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

That's a hard one

Pancakes. If I want a baked breakfast, I’m going for waffles. 

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5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

OoK, this old man doesn't get it. 

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OoK, this old man doesn't get it. 

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What's the problem here?

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QFT. That red Michoacána marinade is down weird shit…but have you had their chicken wings in that stuff? Fantastic.

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7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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She’s a sandwich bag?

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7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Irish baby formula 

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This guy finds everyone’s wives.   
 

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I think the backlash was set a tad too tight. Throw some marking compound on there and run another pattern on the ring gear.

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What’s their @?

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17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Would. 

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