Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Yeah, but bacon tastes gooood,  pork chops taste gooood.

[Catpfish 618]

Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

24 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Yeah, but bacon tastes gooood,  pork chops taste gooood.

Yeah, but fuck short people.

[Trey3216 15450]

On 10/23/2022 at 2:37 PM, Vic Mackey said:

What is this?

LS Juan 

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Amen Mike B!

[Al Czervik 1259]

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

This one from years ago was written by a very annoyed Hispanic lady. 

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The real gangsters

[MAUFRAIS 6732]

In this moment you say “is somebody baking cookies?”

[nnm 37737]

1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

In this moment you say “is somebody baking cookies?”

Dad?

[NeverMarryAStripper 22241]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I have a couple of tats, drink, love pork, and am short.  I guess I'm fucked

[tbone_ 14409]

Totally. Bummer.

[tbone_ 14409]

He’s not wrong. He should take his own advice on the shut your mouth part.

[futureman 22664]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Amen Mike B!

what a badass. mike b does not mince words. 

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That’s Mrs. Brat’s driving philosophy.

[Vic Mackey 47846]

That’s Mrs. Brat’s driving philosophy.

And I agree with her. Don't tail me if I'm already going over the limit. Either get to another lane or pass me. And I'm not a left hand lane driver so I'm never over there unless passing someone slower than me and then get right back over.

And I'm talking about city roads. Not highway. Since we are talking about 40 in a 35

[Armybrat 41319]

Yep. She doesn’t drive on the highways anymore.

[thunderlounge 8318]

Got a mile stretch coming out of our neighborhood through a green space that was initially zoned 35 when it was built 12 years ago.   They bumped the speed limit to 45 through there 8 years ago, almost 9. 
 

Idiots still plug along at 30 or 35 through there, and it’s a major buzzkill. 

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[demos 3032]

Who charges $10 for a haircut anymore?

Last one I can remember is the barber on S Congress, and he sold his shop in 2008.

His closure also led to me shaving my head (ain’t paying more than $10, hell I should get a discount since I don’t have much to cut).

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1 minute ago, demos said:

Who charges $10 for a haircut anymore?

Last one I can remember is the barber on S Congress, and he sold his shop in 2008.

His closure also led to me shaving my head (ain’t paying more than $10, hell I should get a discount since I don’t have much to cut).

I don't even think those chains like GreatClips and all of those even charge $10 anymore. Believe it's $18 minimum. Independent barbers/stylists are always going to be more. 

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1 hour ago, demos said:

Who charges $10 for a haircut anymore?

Last one I can remember is the barber on S Congress, and he sold his shop in 2008.

His closure also led to me shaving my head (ain’t paying more than $10, hell I should get a discount since I don’t have much to cut).

Flowbee is your friend.

[demos 3032]

Not sure I have enough hair for flowbee at this point.

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4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Hopefully without a side of syphilis.

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Yeah, but fuck short people.

You can be on your knees while they are standing.

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9 hours ago, demos said:

Not sure I have enough hair for flowbee at this point.

Getting to that point here also. 

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This is true

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Baller

[futureman 22664]

56 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I still remember the number for the domino's in my neighborhood in east dallas 35 years ago.  and various other places we called in for food when I was a kid.

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

I still remember the number for the domino's in my neighborhood in east dallas 35 years ago.  and various other places we called in for food when I was a kid.

It's wild how many numbers we all had memorized. Didn't even need most written down. I think I might know 3-4 numbers off hand today. 

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Who charges $10 for a haircut anymore?

Last one I can remember is the barber on S Congress, and he sold his shop in 2008.

His closure also led to me shaving my head (ain’t paying more than $10, hell I should get a discount since I don’t have much to cut).

My barber charges $25. My wife’s stylist charges $250 and she tips like $80 on top of it. My daughters go there also and they’re charged the kid price of $100. Luckily, they only get their hair cut every two months or so. If they decide to get a color, you might as well burn money. It’s like another $200+ on top of the cut price.

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55 minutes ago, futureman said:

I still remember the number for the domino's in my neighborhood in east dallas 35 years ago.  and various other places we called in for food when I was a kid.

Dail 459 22 22 and get a Mr Gatti's pizza delivered!

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