Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 47843]

@Armybrat??

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[Bullneck 19454]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Fuck SAS and Bayless.  They'll be filing for unemployment from my TV station. 

I'll take the two girl (because: girls), Shaq, Acho, and maybe the bald guy on the bottom row.  I don't know who the other people are.  

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9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

@Armybrat??

Yes, and used an outhouse at grandparent’s place in rural Missouri.

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Also see: children’s plastic bowls/plates after forgetting to wash the shit off immediately

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Barkley-shaq-Perkins and skip

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4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Yes, and used an outhouse at grandparent’s place in rural Missouri.

All of my windmills have a tin cup wired somewhere on the windmill tower. Hits the spot when it’s hot out. 

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[Hpara759 1788]

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

@Armybrat??

Grandparents(dads) lived in house no indoor  plumbing until 1968....I was 9, loved going to visit them....my mother did not

Edited November 27, 2022 by Hpara759

[Vic Mackey 47843]

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On 11/25/2022 at 9:09 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Barry Sanders

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[Nole-4-Life 813]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Damn...a lot to unpack there....

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[tbone_ 14407]

I’ll do it if it’s reasonably close. If it’s the other side of the parking lot f you that’s on the store.

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4 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I’ll do it if it’s reasonably close. If it’s the other side of the parking lot f you that’s on the store.

yeah I already knew you were trash. 

[Vic Mackey 47843]

I’ll do it if it’s reasonably close. If it’s the other side of the parking lot f you that’s on the store.

Walking is good for you

[MeerkatBong 115]

6 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I’ll do it if it’s reasonably close. If it’s the other side of the parking lot f you that’s on the store.

Grow up.

[RMac5 1552]

Park closer to the cart rack.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9483]

7 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I’ll do it if it’s reasonably close. If it’s the other side of the parking lot f you that’s on the store.

So do you feel the same about taking a shit in a store? If the bathroom isn't close enough for you, it's on them and you're just gonna squeeze a link out in the aisle between women's lingerie and deer corn?

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Whatever you do, and trust me on this, do NOT wipe with that damn deer corn. 

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[Born to Run 6598]

That's not dumbass at all, that's truth. Future is anxiety, past is depression, right now is where it's at.

Or in the words of Ray Wylie Hubbard: If it's in the groove everybody loves it, so get out of your rut and in the groove.

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1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

That's not dumbass at all, that's truth. Future is anxiety, past is depression, right now is where it's at.

Or in the words of Ray Wylie Hubbard: If it's in the groove everybody loves it, so get out of your rut and in the groove.

Yeah, well, I didn’t see a “True as fuck shit we see on Facebook” thread.

[Okie State 3887]

That's not dumbass at all, that's truth. Future is anxiety, past is depression, right now is where it's at.

Or in the words of Ray Wylie Hubbard: If it's in the groove everybody loves it, so get out of your rut and in the groove.

GTFO with this wisdom bullshit.

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23 minutes ago, Goredho said:

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I love when Surly eats its own. 

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[thunderlounge 8318]

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Or in the words of Ray Wylie Hubbard: If it's in the groove everybody loves it, so get out of your rut and in the groove.

Screw you, we’re from Texas. 

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So do you feel the same about taking a shit in a store? If the bathroom isn't close enough for you, it's on them and you're just gonna squeeze a link out in the aisle between women's lingerie and deer corn?

That reminds me….the lingerie section at Tractor Supply is EXACTLY what you’d expect.

[Born to Run 6598]

GTFO with this wisdom bullshit.

User name checks out

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You're commitment to your craft is some else

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Screw you, we’re from Texas. 

I got some mirrored sunglasses, got a mobile phone
I guess I look like some Port Aransas dope dealer who's out on bail just trying to get home
But I ain't in jail and I got me a guitar
Got a little band here that's hotter than a rocket
Sometimes we're sloppy
We're always loud, tonight we're just ornery and locked in the pocket.

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11 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So do you feel the same about taking a shit in a store? If the bathroom isn't close enough for you, it's on them and you're just gonna squeeze a link out in the aisle between women's lingerie and deer corn?

When did Buc-ee’s get lingerie?

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2 hours ago, RMac5 said:

When did Buc-ee’s get lingerie?

How else are they gonna cover the beaver? 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

4 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

How else are they gonna cover the beaver? 

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

6 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

How else are they gonna cover the beaver? 

Most of the "beaver" you see in Buccee's needs a hammock to cover it. 

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[ztejas 44114]

On 11/26/2022 at 11:00 PM, Bullneck said:

Fuck SAS and Bayless.  They'll be filing for unemployment from my TV station. 

I'll take the two girl (because: girls), Shaq, Acho, and maybe the bald guy on the bottom row.  I don't know who the other people are.  

It's for ratings. Not what you want to watch. SAS for sure drives ratings more than anyone else - Skip maybe 2nd. 

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