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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I believe they call that "docking."  

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That is funny^^^. 

Have a screenwriter buddy who wanted to do a knockoff/reboot/whatever of a slightly older protagonist in a Home Alone type setting meets Children of the Corn/the Purge.  The thieves target the home because of a lot of accrued packages on the porch and expensive looking stuff in the windows at Christmas.  Main kid lets them in after he pretends to fall for their ruse, and they fuck with him until he traps and incapacitates them.  They awake bound and gagged, middle school kid explains he and his friends told their parents they were all staying in town at one another's house for a non-existent holiday basketball tournament and none of the parents bothered to check with the other ones.  Kid draws the blackout drapes, deadbolts the store and starts stapling sound-proofing foam around the room.  Unlocks the door and in walks a half dozen of his classmates, while he announces to the thieves, "My friends and I...well, let's just say we walk a different path."  And they all open their backpacks/sportsgear bags to reveal all kinda crazy torture shit and weapons.  And they end up making the thieves eat the jewelry and other small, valuable shit they were gonna steal so it wrecks their insides and then I won't give the ending away, in case it ever gets made.  But it's fucked up, but funny.  He writes mostly Westerns so not sure where this came from. /csb    

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On 12/8/2022 at 11:00 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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This is still cracking me up. 

It's the inverse of a Little Johnny joke - teacher asks the class to use the word "urinate" in a sentence, and Little Johnny raises his hand and says to the teacher, "urinate, but if your tits were bigger, you'd be a ten!"

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@Litig8r what exactly happened?

Thursday, Nov. 10 – After further investigation, a third suspect, Destiny Star Lewis, was found to have been involved in the kidnapping of the minor. Lewis was arrested on Wednesday, Nov. 9, and is being charged with Principal in the First Degree to Robbery, Principal in the First Degree to False Imprisonment, Principal in the First Degree to Tampering with a Victim and Principal in the First Degree to Battery. She is currently being held at the Houston County Sheriff’s Office and waiting to be transported back to Jackson County to face her charges.
‼️Two Arrested after Kidnapping Minor‼️
On Saturday, Nov. 5, around 6:15 a.m., deputies responded to a call regarding a possible kidnapping/abduction. Upon arrival, deputies found a minor with her hands bound behind her back. After further investigation, it was determined that the minor was picked up by Coby Jerome Jordan on Friday evening. Later, they met up with two other females, one being Molly Michele Jarrett.
Around 1:00 a.m. Saturday, the victim was taken to an abandoned building, where Jordan beat her and bound her hands and feet. A short time later, the victim was dropped off and left alone under a tree, where she eventually escaped.
Jordan was arrested and is being charged with Robbery, False Imprisonment, Tampering with a Victim and Battery. Jarrett is being charged with Principal in the First Degree to Robbery, Principal in the First Degree to False Imprisonment, Principal in the First Degree to Tampering with a Victim and Principal in the First Degree to Battery.
Sheriff Edenfield thanks Sheriff Valenza and the Houston County Sheriff’s Office for their assistance on this case. He is also proud of his deputies for their quick work catching these suspects and bringing them to justice.
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