Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[SurlyBDR 22656]

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

If they really wanted to provide some stress relief during finals they'd be offering mouth hugs instead.

[Prepuce of Doom 20991]

2 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

If they really wanted to provide some stress relief during finals they'd be offering mouth hugs instead.

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[Al Czervik 1228]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[Goredho 17350]

For only $2500, you can own Steve Buschemi.
 

 

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[Pdawg88 1111]

Why is she still fat?

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16 hours ago, Goredho said:

For only $2500, you can own Steve Buschemi.
 

 

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[CooterBrown 17918]

White kids

As a middle aged white dude that won’t wear pants unless it’s below 40, this hits close to home.

[TKthunder2 4981]

22 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

If they really wanted to provide some stress relief during finals they'd be offering mouth hugs instead.

I don’t they they allow women to use the glory holes…tradition and all.

[SurlyBDR 22656]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

White kids

...and that kid's name was Mike Bisceglia. 

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37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Missed the layup “know what I mean, Vern?”

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[Speedtrucker 2066]

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These always remind me of a family friend. When he was younger and transferred to Agnew back in the day the black lady making his name badge asked his name and he said Marky, being a goofy looking whiteboy.

His name badge said Marquis…

25years later my buddy and I still joke about that when we run into lil Marquis!

[Kennythetiger 9335]

39 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Send lawyers, guns and money. 

[Prepuce of Doom 20991]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Send lawyers, guns and money. 

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[Fudbelty 2785]

Over/under of finger stars drawn in the air by posters trying to figure out what combo they are set at 650

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23 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

As a middle aged white dude that won’t wear pants unless it’s below 40, this hits close to home.

I was the opposite. Used to wear pants 365 days a year.  Skinny legs

[Kennythetiger 9335]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’m not sure how many times I have spelled “BOOBS” with those. Extra special day if there’s an “I”. 

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On 12/9/2022 at 3:36 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

If they really wanted to provide some stress relief during finals they'd be offering mouth hugs instead.

You mean from the dogs, right? And by mouth, you mean butt?

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On 12/9/2022 at 3:34 PM, SurlyBDR said:

 

On 12/9/2022 at 6:18 PM, Al Czervik said:

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Hard to make a choice between the hogs and the dogs IMO. Either case about the same level of  "hell no".

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

I couldn’t find her on twitter

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

On 12/10/2022 at 1:55 PM, CooterBrown said:

As a middle aged white dude that won’t wear pants unless it’s below 40, this hits close to home.

Same.  Though it's not that I don't get cold.  I just really hate wearing pants.  

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9 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Same.  Though it's not that I don't get cold.  I just really hate wearing pants.  

haha. That's me too. I will say if you have to wear pants, check out the brand DU/ER.  When they say they look like regular pants but are as comfortable as sweat pants, it's not a marketing gimmick.  Once you go DU/ER, you won't go back. 

[GoPokes83 2236]

haha. That's me too. I will say if you have to wear pants, check out the brand DU/ER.  When they say they look like regular pants but are as comfortable as sweat pants, it's not a marketing gimmick.  Once you go DU/ER, you won't go back. 

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Same.  Though it's not that I don't get cold.  I just really hate wearing pants.  

Yep. On cold days I will wear a pullover with shorts. Almost never fails running errands around town when checking out, “aren’t you cold?” “No I drove here and it’s 70 in my truck.”

[Storm the Field 5273]

On 12/10/2022 at 4:54 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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There used to be a random "would you rather?" quiz site maybe 10 years ago.

I still remember one day when the choice was "Would you rather (A) have your city win the WNBA championship or (B) find $5 on the ground?"

B won overwhelmingly.

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2 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

There used to be a random "would you rather?" quiz site maybe 10 years ago.

I still remember one day when the choice was "Would you rather (A) have your city win the WNBA championship or (B) find $5 on the ground?"

B won overwhelmingly.

that's fucking hilarious.  and even more so that B is an honest answer, not a joke answer.

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