Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[CooterBrown 18272]

Back in the 70s and 80s, a Houston convenience store named Dixie drive inn used to sell red hot links(similar to Earls, except way lower quality), with 2 slices of bread. Those things were greasy and stained everything they touched red.  They sold about a million of them at $1.25.  Loved them.

A meat market in my hometown used to sell a split link on a single piece of white bread covered in sauce for $1. Used to grab two for lunch when I was feeling rich in high school.

[Longboard Horn 41316]

In on page 666... hail Satan lol 

[Mez2 4041]

Page 666? Where's a corndog when you need one

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

11 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Page 666? Where's a corndog when you need one

[Brothahorn 10096]

My son has been in competive soccer for years. Season starts in early August with training 2-3 times a week until 930. Multiple tournaments a year out of town, multiple games in San Antonio and Boerne, sometimes two on one weekend. Then High School starts in December and they play 17 games, then club again March through May.
The superlative players travel around the country so it could be worse.

I rarely get to use my boat on the coast anymore.

IF he actually enjoys doing all that, then it's worth the sacrifice.

But it is a pain in the ass.

[thunderlounge 8318]

[Vic Mackey 47843]

[MissingInAction 25478]

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Back in the 70s and 80s, a Houston convenience store named Dixie drive inn used to sell red hot links(similar to Earls, except way lower quality), with 2 slices of bread. Those things were greasy and stained everything they touched red.  They sold about a million of them at $1.25.  Loved them.

I lived off 99 cent 7-11 big bites and 9 dollar cases of keystone the summer of 92.

[Vic Mackey 47843]

Chess not checkers

[Vic Mackey 47843]

Murica!

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

That mouth isn't bleeding.

[Prepuce of Doom 21258]

38 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Murica!

If you chew in peace, thank a dentist 

If you poop in peace, thank a toilet 

[Scheiss Meister 8448]

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

If you chew in peace, thank a dentist 

If you poop in peace, thank a toilet 

Excuse me?!  I think you're a little off on that last one.

[Prepuce of Doom 21258]

5 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Excuse me?!  I think you're a little off on that last one.

If you flush your poop and it goes away quietly and easily and never bothers you again, thank @Scheiss Meister

Edited December 21, 2022 by Prepuce of Doom

[Scheiss Meister 8448]

Thank you!

[Vic Mackey 47843]

Well hello

[Vic Mackey 47843]

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[kingkoopa6 8593]

 

Edited December 21, 2022 by kingkoopa6

[CooterBrown 18272]

That mouth isn't bleeding.

Depending on how she answers, it could be.

[Vic Mackey 47843]

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[SurlyBDR 23103]

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[nnm 37737]

[SurlyBDR 23103]

Checking in on page 666

[Vic Mackey 47843]

Scissors. Pens that don't work.

[Vic Mackey 47843]

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[Vic Mackey 47843]

Well shit

[Vic Mackey 47843]

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[Grade of D as in David 13255]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Scissors. Pens that don't work.

Loose batteries 

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[NWBuck 8619]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[GoPokes83 2244]

Loose batteries 

And a couple of them are dead.

[deft 7043]

The weather:

[WithoutAClue 15992]

[Longboard Horn 41316]

7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Thank god this shit won't be anywhere near as bad as 2021

[Longboard Horn 41316]

[Okie State 3887]

Loose batteries 

But never the ones you need. Especially not a 9V for the chirping smoke detector.

[Longboard Horn 41316]

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[Longboard Horn 41316]

1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

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10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Scissors. Pens that don't work.

Dead batteries. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8963]

Scissors. Pens that don't work.

Mini usb, usb c, apple cords, usb, usb type c, apple charging bricks, 7 different cords for 7 different kids toys with 7 different chargeable battery set ups

[WithoutAClue 15992]

variation on an old theme.

[WithoutAClue 15992]