Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

One thing's for sure...if her dates ever let her strap them onto that thing they will be....exmen.

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Drive thru person: *handing me my food* enjoy your meal

Me: thanks you too


Me:*drives away*

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I often intentionally say, "Thanks, you too!" when the gate agent scans my boarding pass and tells me to have a nice flight. 

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3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

That’s gonna be so clever when it’s faded and 4 times the size in 2040. 

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10 minutes ago, nnm said:

That’s gonna be so clever when it’s faded and 4 times the size in 2040. 

Maybe, but they'll still be trying to reach her then. 

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So we just remodeled the kitchen and the wife bought two dishwashers so that she didn’t have to put shit away all the time. Not a joke.

I’ve got two stoves and two fridges but two dishwashers is.….something else.

I’m the dumbass that did this on my kids back at the swim meet instead of “eat my bubbles” and wholesome shit like that

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Is it supposed to say something?  

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Look man, it’s hard to write with a sharpie on a 9 year olds back when there’s sunscreen already on

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14 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

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On 1/14/2023 at 9:18 PM, Vic Mackey said:

A Tribe Called Meth 

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They just coloring in stretch marks now?

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12 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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what does that tat say?

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32 minutes ago, markstanco said:

what does that tat say?

Not certain, but I'm pretty sure it says...

8 hours ago, deft said:

 

 

Edited January 24, 2023 by PvilleStang

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These boys got run through the East Texas Meth-Head Name Generator.

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17 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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Cruz bought tickets
To mex-e-co!

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Great album 

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Well fuck

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Needs some Turlington’s Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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No, today’s Jeep did not win any world wars. Today’s Jeep is owned and manufactured by Fiat-Peugeot. So you’re riding on the illustrious history of the French and Italian armies’ performance in WWII?  Alrightythen. 

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If you did a literal translation from the original Swedish words to English you would get these:

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If you did a literal translation from the original Swedish words to English you would get these:

Freaking rabbit hole! I wondered if there were even raccoons in Sweden, and why they just wouldn’t call them raccoons. Turns out that raccoons aren’t native to northern Europe, but Hitlers compadre Herman Goring turned 4 loose in a German forest in 1934 and now there’s a million wandering around doing raccooney shit! Sweden is actively hunting all they can find and killing them.

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Well fuck

Well. That hit hard

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1 hour ago, GoPokes83 said:

Freaking rabbit hole! I wondered if there were even raccoons in Sweden, and why they just wouldn’t call them raccoons. Turns out that raccoons aren’t native to northern Europe, but Hitlers compadre Herman Goring turned 4 loose in a German forest in 1934 and now there’s a million wandering around doing raccooney shit! Sweden is actively hunting all they can find and killing them.

 

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5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Well fuck

Yep it hits home.

Maybe this should go on the Dad thread, but I’ve seen a similar one about not knowing the last time you pick up and carry your son. My boys is 6, and I think about it pretty often.

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7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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His mom would be completely justified. 

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4 hours ago, nnm said:

No, today’s Jeep did not win any world wars. Today’s Jeep is owned and manufactured by Fiat-Peugeot. So you’re riding on the illustrious history of the French and Italian armies’ performance in WWII?  Alrightythen. 

It’s just a stupid meme, but if that’s his Jeep, isn’t that at least Korean War era or older?  (I don’t know my Jeeps).  

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1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

It’s just a stupid meme, but if that’s his Jeep, isn’t that at least Korean War era or older?  (I don’t know my Jeeps).  

You’re right on both counts. But I read it as if he’s claiming Jeep lineage for a modern Jeep. Dumb meme shouldn’t be overanalyzed. I just react against the idiotic Jeep cult. 

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10 hours ago, nnm said:

No, today’s Jeep did not win any world wars. Today’s Jeep is owned and manufactured by Fiat-Peugeot. So you’re riding on the illustrious history of the French and Italian armies’ performance in WWII?  Alrightythen. 

Sometime I forget what thread I'm on.

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8 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Yep it hits home.

Maybe this should go on the Dad thread, but I’ve seen a similar one about not knowing the last time you pick up and carry your son. My boys is 6, and I think about it pretty often.

Same.