Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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On 2/1/2023 at 2:16 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Definitely the red pill. But can I get divorced? 

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My generation is da bestest!!

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Edit: fuck Tapatalk

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On 2/1/2023 at 2:16 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Blue pill.  I split shifts between the cart barn and the pro shop and had unlimited golf privileges.  My Grandpa was the club manager and we played at least 9 holes together almost every day.  I could have done that job forever, but my parents made me move out and go to college.  

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Jesus fucking Christ I’m going to hell for laughing at that

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It’s not a laughing matter. She’s moaning for all the struggling she’s doing.

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On 2/1/2023 at 2:16 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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1st job...

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On 2/1/2023 at 2:55 PM, GoPokes83 said:

What if they’re the same thing?

You're a prostitute?

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18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Glove compartment isn’t capacious enough. Center console can fit about 2,000 more napkins. I know this from experience trying to find anything in Mrs. NNM’s car. 

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12 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Blue pill.  I split shifts between the cart barn and the pro shop and had unlimited golf privileges.  My Grandpa was the club manager and we played at least 9 holes together almost every day.  I could have done that job forever, but my parents made me move out and go to college.  

Pretty much the same. Country club lifeguard. Hot moms, free food, free rounds of golf when not busy, and pretty decent pay even by today’s standards…like $30/hr 20 something years ago. Actually, I wonder what they pay these days? Might have to look into it.

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Is this aggy company still poisoning people though?

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11 hours ago, rpspeed said:

That has to be on purpose, right?  Right?

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16 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Everything. 

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So sad

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I like the uhaul front end

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31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Wonder if that bottom right was tossed frequently... 

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You're a prostitute?

Paid apprenticeship

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15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Salet!

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Absolutely

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Great business model

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I find this funny. Every year, same shit. They claim they love their kids but the second they actually have to spend time with them at home for any length of time and they are not at their glorified babysitter i.e. school, they bitch about it. As well as when spring break and summer hits, how happy they are when their kids leave back to school.

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