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[General Specific 3226]

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What, no Kevin. I’m still picking Kevin. That guy can kill everyone of those with his bare hands!

[Trey3216 15325]

Nsiap.  
 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnMxPMbhmTY/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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Too soon

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43 minutes ago, General Specific said:

What, no Kevin. I’m still picking Kevin. That guy can kill everyone of those with his bare hands!

I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that 10000 rats is all I need. Maybe give me the dude with a gun just so I don’t have to worry about him getting a lucky shot from 400 yards before my rats get to him. 

[NWBuck 8543]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Give me 5 gorillas and two hippos and I'm good.

("What is 'Things Vic says at the gentleman's club'?")

[Born to Run 6519]

So point break is a "classic" but jurassic park isn't. 
That's certainly a take. 

I am an FBI agent!

Caught my first tube!

Yes, no brainer

[Prepuce of Doom 20969]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I somehow think that this choice is more difficult when you multiply by what's pictured. 

I think that I am going with 6 grizzlies and 45 wolves, but 8 lions and 20 crocodiles is tempting, too. 

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Either 5 or 9. Leaning 9 because I think it would be more fun, but I'm a bigger NBA fan. 

[Born to Run 6519]

You get 2 max from me.

Salud, Dinero, Amor? I thought you kept it true with the Latinas Guey?

[Born to Run 6519]

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My pops had this wild ass artistic signature and he got disappointed enough in my forgeries to give me a tutorial to get it more accurate. "if you're going to sign my name get it right!"

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[Incredulity 11532]

Something, something cherry picker.

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14 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

I still don't realize what the fuck i'm looking at

It's a handhold in the side of the box.

[Speedtrucker 2063]

My pops had this wild ass artistic signature and he got disappointed enough in my forgeries to give me a tutorial to get it more accurate. "if you're going to sign my name get it right!"

Lol, my pops basically signed with his initials which ended up being the same way I signed things for a long time as well…

My pops was the king of go ahead but if your mom finds out, I will deny any knowledge.

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16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Damn and to think I took option #1.

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Anyone who does 20 years for a crime they didn't do at all is fucking retarded. "Snitching" is telling on others to get your own sentenced reduced. This isn't the same. But glad I don't live the life where I'd need to make these decisions.

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2 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

Well with an ass like that, yeah.

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13 hours ago, Born to Run said:

My pops had this wild ass artistic signature and he got disappointed enough in my forgeries to give me a tutorial to get it more accurate. "if you're going to sign my name get it right!"

Brother?

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7 minutes ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Well with an ass like that, yeah.

+1

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[Vic Mackey 46919]

Look at me!!

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At least it wasn't toilet paper?

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[thunderlounge 7733]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

The hell I do. 

[Kennythetiger 9333]

53 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

At least it wasn't toilet paper?

Smelled good at least. 

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That rectangle pizza went hard. 

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[CooterBrown 17874]

I somehow think that this choice is more difficult when you multiply by what's pictured. 
I think that I am going with 6 grizzlies and 45 wolves, but 8 lions and 20 crocodiles is tempting, too. 

I think there are 16 rats in that pic. That would make it 160,000 rats. An adult rat weighs 1.1 pound. That’s 80+ tons of rats.

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

I think there are 16 rats in that pic. That would make it 160,000 rats. An adult rat weighs 1.1 pound. That’s 80+ tons of rats.

Yep.  I saw “The Suicide Squad.”   Team Rat all the way.  

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[Sawbonz 27374]

On 2/6/2023 at 12:15 AM, Hate said:

There is nothing natural about Jurassic Park.

[deft 6772]

RAIDEN!

Definitely... only because his flying move was one of the few I could remember -- back, back, forward.

GETBACKINTHACARRRR!!!

At least that’s what it sounded like to me

[nnm 35990]

11 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Not a grease fire!

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

18 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Airplane! circa 1980 called and wants its joke back. 

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31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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