Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Born to Run 6,601]

Yep, this.  I keep it on the low setting which is much gentler on the eyes than a cell phone display (even if turned down low itself).  It's a warmer amber color than a cell phone.  And I don't have to worry about my old-school alarm clock sending me a damn amber alerts for Pampa at 3:20am.  And as somebody else stated, it guides you back to bed to avoid stubbing a toe, after a midnight piss.  
In most hotels, I'll usually use the nightstand bose thing they all seem to have for a little music in the morning and then an alarm at bedtime.  Caveat though is always check to see the thing is set to the appropriate local time.  I mean the hour is always right, but those things are somehow like 7 minutes off smartphone time.  

They make watches. I usually wear a Nixon. Can check the time without fully waking up. Alarm is set.

I suppose I travel a lot.

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I can't wear a watch to bed.  Or a ring.  I've got to be unfettered.  'Fettered' would be a good name for an alarm clock company though.  

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[Vic Mackey 47,988]

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I saw people do this a lot in my strip club days. Tons of bills would be on the floor and they would take their feet and just slide some back to them

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2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

47 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I saw people do this a lot in my strip club days. Tons of bills would be on the floor and they would take their feet and just slide some back to them

Those guys now head off your local IRS office.  Some real go-getters with upper management written all over them!

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7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

52 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I saw people do this a lot in my strip club days. Tons of bills would be on the floor and they would take their feet and just slide some back to them

How did you protect your earnings while still giving the guys a dance?  

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8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Had a guy show up to a party with a Nirvana shirt that had Owen Wilson's face. For some reason, this stuff cracks me up.

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Edited April 20, 2023 by FirstTimeCaller

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Wait..y'all don't use your TV's on timer as an alarm clock?

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I saw a white Lexus drive over a can of yellow spray paint that was randomly rolling g down the road. Coated the hood, roof and the entire side of the car in bright yellow. 

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Statue of Mona Lisa?  Goddamn, people are dumb.

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4 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Had a guy show up to a party with a Nirvana shirt that had Owen Wilson's face. For some reason, this stuff cracks me up.

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3 hours ago, baboso said:

Statue of Mona Lisa?  Goddamn, people are dumb.

???  that part was correct.  the pic is not keith urban, though.  

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

8 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I saw people do this a lot in my strip club days. Tons of bills would be on the floor and they would take their feet and just slide some back to them

Guilty. One of my exes still dances at xtc and she fucking got me banned because I told her we could split the plan b cost. I miss that ass though

/notcsb

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Statue of Mona Lisa?  Goddamn, people are dumb.

Yes they are! And they will speak up and prove it.

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1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Guilty. One of my exes still dances at xtc and she fucking got me banned because I told her we could split the plan b cost. I miss that ass though

/notcsb

Hahahaha. I haven't been there in like 6 years. Not sure I can ever go back to those afterhours BYOB spots like there and Tigers. Too much bullshit goes on in there as the night goes on. 

 

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3 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Guilty. One of my exes still dances at xtc and she fucking got me banned because I told her we could split the plan b cost. I miss that ass though

/notcsb

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Edited April 21, 2023 by Longboard Horn

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