Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[CooterBrown 18289]

bullshit.  if I drop bacon on the floor that bitch is eating it.

Nope. This is a dog that will not accept a treat unless it’s chicken jerky. She’ll just walk away. It’s really bizarre behavior.

[Jerry Callo 8965]

46 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Nope. This is a dog that will not accept a treat unless it’s chicken jerky. She’ll just walk away. It’s really bizarre behavior.

You have a cat.

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[ztejas 44236]

46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[Brisketexan 106952]

I gotta be honest…I don’t think I’m interested in having sex with Floyd.

[jetsfan76 794]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta be honest…I don’t think I’m interested in having sex with Floyd.

Or boxing 3 midgets.

[thunderlounge 8431]

12 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

Or boxing 3 midgets.

That comment was below the belt. 

[Brisketexan 106952]

Or boxing 3 midgets.

Damn right - I don’t wanna get my ass kicked.

[gofuckyourself 9089]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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x, 0.4, 0.5, 0.45

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People who care about the Royal family are weird.

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[Vic Mackey 47985]

Right. Your "parents"

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[Dnaguy 12653]

On 5/6/2023 at 10:18 AM, nnm said:

Self-defeated. Only way to defeat it. 

I mean, she fell out…. The pussy seemed unfazed. 

[Speedtrucker 2098]

Next he's going to try and say mashing the button repeatedly doesn't make the elevator come faster. 

It does with my wife!

[rage-a-holic 4740]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Right. Your "parents"

file under "text message conversations that never happened ever"

[NotActuallyALonghorn 5005]

In the Ass: Passion of the Christ

 

I'm not catholic, but I'm going to confession now.

[Covri 6368]

Without a paddle in the ass

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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In his defense, given the way he looks, he had no choice but to be a freaky pervert.

[WithoutAClue 16155]

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[Kennythetiger 9642]

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Right. Your "parents"

Guilty conscience 

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[tbone_ 14455]

Is this a trick question?

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[Pig Bellmont 8887]

6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Is this a trick question?

For real- who is keeping cigarettes and spam?

[Kennythetiger 9642]

4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

For real- who is keeping cigarettes and spam?

My mother-in-law. 

[Storm the Field 5367]

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Some fat, chain-smoking Hawaiian:

 

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[thunderlounge 8431]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[Jameslaw121 4498]

33 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So.... She's single then???

[DigglerontheHoof 21557]

1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:

So.... She's single then???

...with a brand new buttplug!  

[closetohumping 17821]

17 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

So.... She's single then???

Ashes to asses, dust to dust 

Edited May 8, 2023 by closetohumping

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