Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Nah. Fuck that. You'd never erase that trauma. 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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does the shit and piss just pile up over the course of a year?  and no toilet paper?  and no showers, hand washing, nothing?  twenty billion is a lot, though.

Edited May 10, 2023 by futureman

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Easy. I'd keep my mind busy by honing my  painting skills using all that white canvas, with my feces. Maybe sculpt a little too.

Sell the art afterwards for another 100 mil or so. Plus the book and movie rights. So I'd do it for a measly 2 billion.

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A douche is a douche

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6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Damn, this reminds me of way too many meetings I've been in lately

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2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Nah. Fuck that. You'd never erase that trauma. 

I’m already fucked up. Might as well have the money too. 

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It's true

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2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Easy. I'd keep my mind busy by honing my  painting skills using all that white canvas, with my feces. Maybe sculpt a little too.

Sell the art afterwards for another 100 mil or so. Plus the book and movie rights. So I'd do it for a measly 2 billion.

Username had a lot of potential to check out, but alas... 

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On 5/7/2023 at 4:20 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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And then you feel something down by your feet
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes

We don't mind suckin' on toes
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes, oh
Having sex with me and KG
Now you're talking double team, supreme

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12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I'm quite sure I'm missing something that will make me look like an asshole (yet again), but why does the chick in the front row in the yellow/black look so weird? 

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9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Either a funeral or church potluck. Maybe family reunion. Aint no one makin those meatballs for a respectable gathering. 

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On 5/9/2023 at 12:38 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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17 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

5 minutes after I find my keys there

 

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Give me some black pepper on whatever that is at the 3:00 position and I’d hammer that plate. 

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9 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I'm quite sure I'm missing something that will make me look like an asshole (yet again), but why does the chick in the front row in the yellow/black look so weird? 

Because she had AIDS.

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^happy Mother’s Day south Austin’s mom

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18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

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