Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Murica!

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6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That 4/13 is hot.

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3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

He's like a real life Mack from sunny.

It's spelled Mac, you jabroni

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12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Dad even though he burned the shit out of that sausage. 

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Gma is making a pretty strong argument. 

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28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Dad even though he burned the shit out of that sausage. 

That's the only way to cook it.

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Mom. She knows I got shit to do and no time for the meat sweats or gettin the sugas. That’s a football/workin bfst. 

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Mom. She knows I got shit to do and no time for the meat sweats or gettin the sugas. That’s a football/workin bfst. 

That whole family needs to chill on the white carbs and mix in some fucking fruit. Grits and a half a loaf of bread?

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11 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

1 hour ago, Elvis said:

Mom. She knows I got shit to do and no time for the meat sweats or gettin the sugas. That’s a football/workin bfst. 

That whole family needs to chill on the white carbs and mix in some fucking fruit. Grits and a half a loaf of bread?

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I can still drink like I used to. I just need a nap somewhere in there.

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Next level evil: hotdog, wrapped in Brussel Sprouts dipped in white chocolate with a second dark chocolate coating and you have no idea what horror is coming.

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30 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Next level evil: hotdog, wrapped in Brussel Sprouts dipped in white chocolate with a second dark chocolate coating and you have no idea what horror is coming.

Ugh, why would you make someone eat white chocolate?

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1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Ugh, why would you make someone eat white chocolate?

yeah the white chocolate is part of the horror.

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1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Next level evil: hotdog, wrapped in Brussel Sprouts dipped in white chocolate with a second dark chocolate coating and you have no idea what horror is coming.

Vienna sausage instead of the hot dog, and a layer of horseradish between the Vienna sausage and brussel sprouts.  That is true evil.

I also like my youngest brother's shtick of waiting until everyone at a family get together is nearly finished with cupcakes or chocolates, then asking who got the one with the toenail.

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10 hours ago, Elvis said:

Mom. She knows I got shit to do and no time for the meat sweats or gettin the sugas. That’s a football/workin bfst. 

Grandma. She ain’t gonna be around forever and I wish I could ask her more questions about the Depression and WWII. 

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21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Jordan and it's not even close. 

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10 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

I can still drink like I used to. I just need a nap somewhere in there.

It’s not the drinking, it’s the rebounding afterward.  Like a worn out rubber band.  It still stretches, but returning back to “normal” just ain’t what it use to be.

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That whole family needs to chill on the white carbs and mix in some fucking fruit. Grits and a half a loaf of bread?

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12 hours ago, ABSR said:

It’s not the drinking, it’s the rebounding afterward.  Like a worn out rubber band.  It still stretches, but returning back to “normal” just ain’t what it use to be.

Same. The day of is never the issue. The day after is a different story. And it lingers much longer than the past. Used to be able to drink until 3am. Go to work at 9am and do it all over again. Not anymore. 

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On 6/16/2023 at 10:44 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Definitely fits the thread title with three sports options lumped in with entertainment choices...and one random video game system?

Entertainment-wise it's missing Burt Reynolds 78 to 82 in terms of star power, box office draw and popularity.

But my choice here is Hanks 90s. Massive box office success and won Oscars back to back. Iconic movies from comedy to heavy drama with widely diverse characters.

It could just be 1993 to 1995 with Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Apollo 13 and Toy Story. 

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21 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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90s dump also means no bidet. I didn't convert until about 10 years ago.

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