Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[SquishMitten 10403]

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Just more bad phrasing by teachers. Think we might even have a thread for these.

[SurlyBDR 22779]

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[MissingInAction 25050]

On 6/28/2023 at 8:08 PM, Vic Mackey said:

#3

Spalding.

Ball so fucking good it made my honkey ass look skilled on the court.

[Vic Mackey 47027]

I remember thinking on questions like these that the 10% of people who voted for Llamathrust were just fucking with the contestants.
Given my greater understanding of the average American's intelligence these days, I no longer think that.

I always said when I watched that show growing up, I'd purposely give wrong answers as an audience member.

[Brothahorn 10087]

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Gas, gas, gas!

[Vic Mackey 47027]

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[Cheeseweasel 26438]

44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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In a row?

[futureman 22454]

2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Just more bad phrasing by teachers. Think we might even have a thread for these.

what am I missing on the question?  seems pretty clear to anyone with an understanding of how time works. 

[futureman 22454]

19 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

House cleaning and gas

19 hours ago, nnm said:

Gas and massage.  

this shit is going to be free “for life.”  how much longer are combustion engines gonna be on the road?  a maid every day and a massage whenever you want it is the way to go. 

[nnm 36371]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

this shit is going to be free “for life.”  how much longer are combustion engines gonna be on the road?  a maid every day and a massage whenever you want it is the way to go. 

Combustion engines are going to be around longer than most people think. 

[Vic Mackey 47027]

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[WithoutAClue 15355]

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[msucolt45 4059]

I’d like to see the person that has to push a wheelchair up that ramp. If they still have eligibility, they might make a promising RG for next year.

Hook’em!!!

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[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

3 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

Centro Vacational El Salto near San Jose Iturbide, Gaunajuato has pretty much this, but it is made of concrete and at least has one landing.

[tfoolry 8210]

8 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

He won’t leave until he’s done pissing. 

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[Mez2 4023]

On 6/29/2023 at 4:29 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

I guess it depends on the type of massage....

[Vic Mackey 47027]

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[Born to Run 6569]

Facts

Erroneous! When Uncle Ray Ray blows his other thumb off or sets the yard on fire we will all be laughing.

[futureman 22454]

firework hand mishap.  I believe the first time I saw it was here on surly.  reposting to celebrate the 4th.

[WithoutAClue 15355]

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[WithoutAClue 15355]

The chicken had it coming.

[Kennythetiger 9380]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Beating the English at war in the late 1700s was an incredible feat. We must have really wanted our freedom. 

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22 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

[msucolt45 4059]

firework hand mishap.  I believe the first time I saw it was here on surly.  reposting to celebrate the 4th.

I’d say he was slightly drunk and/or high.

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4059]

My son is a RN in San Angelo. He said everyone in the ER was supposed to try and get some good rest leading up to this weekend! They see it all and this is just San Angelo! People lose their minds with alcohol and fireworks!

Hook’em!!!

[nnm 36371]

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[capnamerca 571]

On 6/26/2023 at 7:16 PM, Bullneck said:

As an architect I wouldn't have believed this without seeing it.

I was 1000% sure he was just talking about blocking, and not horizontal studs. My mind is blown.

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Guy gets locked out of hotel room

 

https://fb.watch/lwhYt5-xsP/?mibextid=omYERt

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[futureman 22454]

that picture makes me smile.  good for that old guy. 

[TexPx 2323]

I took this shot in Spokane

[Butch Had Not 2969]

21 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

I lived right off of this street in Albuquerque. 

[thunderlounge 7819]

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

I lived right off of this street in Albuquerque. 

Did you make a wrong turn there?

Edited July 2, 2023 by thunderlounge

[Butch Had Not 2969]

7 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Dis you make a wrong turn there?

They don't call it the Land of Entrapment for nothing.

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