Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Okie State 3889]

Uncle Frank was an asshole. I don't even know anything about Uncle Rob except that he lives in Paris and is apparently rich.

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

Yeah, that’s the one I was thinking about, I guess.

[DaysOff 8206]

Is there a significance to the purple car? Lean? I mean other than to make it easier for cops to identify whom to pull over.

[Vic Mackey 47953]

[Vic Mackey 47953]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Is there a significance to the purple car? Lean? I mean other than to make it easier for cops to identify whom to pull over.

Drank Blvd. Purple is their color. Purple is also synonymous with drank, lean or whatever you want to call it.

[tbone_ 14442]

I almost got run off the shoulder on 45 on Saturday by a dope ass green slab with what looked like 2 foot swangas sticking out.

 

Mrs tbone was wondering aloud wtf that car was. I just told her that’s a dope ass slab with swangas. She looked at me like I had three heads.

 

Sorry I was too busy trying not to die to get a picture.

[Vic Mackey 47953]

[tbone_ 14442]

So did you try it or what?

[Drew 2922]

13 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I don't get it.

Not sure if sarcasm or not...

[Kennythetiger 9622]

23 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I don't get it.

 

[Vic Mackey 47953]

33 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Just googled dwight howard. Unfortunately I get it now.

The story is a fake, though.

[Vic Mackey 47953]

[Doze 1324]

3 hours ago, Okie State said:

Uncle Frank was an asshole. I don't even know anything about Uncle Rob except that he lives in Paris and is apparently rich.

Bigger asshole than Uncle Geronimo and Aunt Pam?

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[mchookem 16765]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Rocko?

[Brothahorn 10097]

Rocko got a new Vette?

[kopp0e 1135]

On 11/24/2018 at 6:52 PM, Underdog said:

A handi  would be a bit creepy with that tattoo on her hand. 

Aww man, now I can't un-think that image...

[kopp0e 1135]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

But can that ride keep up with this chick's speedster..? (I would guess yes)...

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[Fudge Nuggets 19453]

20 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

coonaditors?

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[Fudge Nuggets 19453]

17 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Just googled dwight howard. Unfortunately I get it now.

I still don't get it.  I r the dumbasst.

[Kyle 207]

20 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I still don't get it.  I r the dumbasst.

Unfortunately knew the song but don't get the Dwight Howard thing either. #honkey

[Vic Mackey 47953]

[luke duke 6449]

Rocko got test drove a new Vette?

 

fify

[Anwar Namtut 344]

Why is the dude in the 'vette so sleepy?

[PvilleStang 2987]

51 minutes ago, Anwar Namtut said:

Why is the dude in the 'vette so sleepy?

Working three jobs to afford that 0 down financing, yo.

[Speedtrucker 2097]

Working three jobs to afford that 0 down financing, yo.

If you’re doing what you love it isn’t work!

[tbone_ 14442]

Bitchin

[Longboard Horn 41351]

[Longboard Horn 41351]

22 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

On 11/26/2018 at 7:02 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Rocko got a new Vette?

Now he can pick up and impress all the Swedish call girls and ladybois his heart desires.

[Stunns38 3805]

[Zepol87 9341]

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[SurlyBDR 23153]

[Vic Mackey 47953]

So this bitch now has cash for a house when she was just crying about struggling so much?

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

Probably sold a kid. 

[Buck Strickland 380]

That's a lot of lap dances......and blowjobs.

Edited November 28, 2018 by Buck Strickland
blowjobs

[Vic Mackey 47953]

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

That pic has all the makings of a fantastic rendezvous. 

[Vic Mackey 47953]

[Brisketexan 106889]

That pic has all the makings of a fantastic rendezvous. 

It has big tits on cutthroat chipo’s face.

[Zepol87 9341]

48 minutes ago, Buck Strickland said:

That's a lot of lap dances......and blowjobs.

I am trying to see if she needs a little more for closing costs

[Trey3216 15452]

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That pic has all the makings of a fantastic rendezvous. 

Until you see the dick hiding under the weed 

[Buffsoldier 1895]

13 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

[Vic Mackey 47953]

[Homesickhorn 2217]

So much for the house.

Did she find out the hard way that $5500 cash doesn’t really constitute the amount needed to own a single family residence?

[Sbbruin 22142]

On 11/26/2018 at 1:53 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I don't get it.

 I stopped after "Guess this Rap Line"

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Can we get an update on Hata and his eternal search for slab and mamacitas?  And his aunt, uncle and cousin?

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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