Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Okie State 3,775]

Uncle Frank was an asshole. I don't even know anything about Uncle Rob except that he lives in Paris and is apparently rich.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,022]

Yeah, that’s the one I was thinking about, I guess.

[DaysOff 7,821]

Is there a significance to the purple car? Lean? I mean other than to make it easier for cops to identify whom to pull over.

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Is there a significance to the purple car? Lean? I mean other than to make it easier for cops to identify whom to pull over.

Drank Blvd. Purple is their color. Purple is also synonymous with drank, lean or whatever you want to call it.

[tbone_ 14,020]

I almost got run off the shoulder on 45 on Saturday by a dope ass green slab with what looked like 2 foot swangas sticking out.

 

Mrs tbone was wondering aloud wtf that car was. I just told her that’s a dope ass slab with swangas. She looked at me like I had three heads.

 

Sorry I was too busy trying not to die to get a picture.

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

[tbone_ 14,020]

So did you try it or what?

[Drew 2,331]

13 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I don't get it.

Not sure if sarcasm or not...

[Kennythetiger 9,333]

23 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I don't get it.

 

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

33 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Just googled dwight howard. Unfortunately I get it now.

The story is a fake, though.

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

[Doze 1,322]

3 hours ago, Okie State said:

Uncle Frank was an asshole. I don't even know anything about Uncle Rob except that he lives in Paris and is apparently rich.

Bigger asshole than Uncle Geronimo and Aunt Pam?

[SurlyBDR 22,622]

[mchookem 16,095]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Rocko?

[Brothahorn 10,085]

Rocko got a new Vette?

[kopp0e 1,135]

On 11/24/2018 at 6:52 PM, Underdog said:

A handi  would be a bit creepy with that tattoo on her hand. 

Aww man, now I can't un-think that image...

[kopp0e 1,135]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

But can that ride keep up with this chick's speedster..? (I would guess yes)...

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[Fudge Nuggets 19,118]

20 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

coonaditors?

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[Fudge Nuggets 19,118]

17 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Just googled dwight howard. Unfortunately I get it now.

I still don't get it.  I r the dumbasst.

[Kyle 207]

20 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I still don't get it.  I r the dumbasst.

Unfortunately knew the song but don't get the Dwight Howard thing either. #honkey

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

[luke duke 6,379]

Rocko got test drove a new Vette?

 

fify

[Anwar Namtut 344]

Why is the dude in the 'vette so sleepy?

[PvilleStang 2,843]

51 minutes ago, Anwar Namtut said:

Why is the dude in the 'vette so sleepy?

Working three jobs to afford that 0 down financing, yo.

[Speedtrucker 2,063]

Working three jobs to afford that 0 down financing, yo.

If you’re doing what you love it isn’t work!

[tbone_ 14,020]

Bitchin

[Longboard Horn 40,069]

[Longboard Horn 40,069]

22 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

On 11/26/2018 at 7:02 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Rocko got a new Vette?

Now he can pick up and impress all the Swedish call girls and ladybois his heart desires.

[Stunns38 3,357]

[Zepol87 9,163]

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

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[SurlyBDR 22,622]

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

So this bitch now has cash for a house when she was just crying about struggling so much?

[DigglerontheHoof 21,022]

Probably sold a kid. 

[Buck Strickland 380]

That's a lot of lap dances......and blowjobs.

Edited November 28, 2018 by Buck Strickland
blowjobs

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

[DigglerontheHoof 21,022]

That pic has all the makings of a fantastic rendezvous. 

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

[Brisketexan 104,465]

That pic has all the makings of a fantastic rendezvous. 

It has big tits on cutthroat chipo’s face.

[Zepol87 9,163]

48 minutes ago, Buck Strickland said:

That's a lot of lap dances......and blowjobs.

I am trying to see if she needs a little more for closing costs

[Trey3216 15,325]

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That pic has all the makings of a fantastic rendezvous. 

Until you see the dick hiding under the weed 

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

13 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

[Homesickhorn 2,201]

So much for the house.

Did she find out the hard way that $5500 cash doesn’t really constitute the amount needed to own a single family residence?

[Sbbruin 21,697]

On 11/26/2018 at 1:53 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I don't get it.

 I stopped after "Guess this Rap Line"

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

Can we get an update on Hata and his eternal search for slab and mamacitas?  And his aunt, uncle and cousin?

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

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