Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Kennythetiger 9377]

^^^ we had a row of shitters with no stalls. 

[CooterBrown 18006]

Purple grape Kool aid doesn't taste like grapes.  It tastes like purple.

My kid asked why blue is raspberry flavored when raspberries are red. Turns out that the blue flavor is based on the blackcap raspberry which is blue.

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[nnm 36360]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

BS. When you turn the hotel thermostat down to 60, it might cool the room down to 75. It’ll say 60, but it’ll be 75 at the lowest. 
Things that make me surly thread is that way—->

[Born to Run 6569]

BS. When you turn the hotel thermostat down to 60, it might cool the room down to 75. It’ll say 60, but it’ll be 75 at the lowest. 
Things that make me surly thread is that way—->

Stay somewhere nicer?

[troph 24783]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[Vic Mackey 47019]

Schitt's Creek?

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[nnm 36360]

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

2 hours ago, nnm said:

BS. When you turn the hotel thermostat down to 60, it might cool the room down to 75. It’ll say 60, but it’ll be 75 at the lowest. 
Things that make me surly thread is that way—->

Stay somewhere nicer?

Omni Fort Worth is the hotel I most recently stayed in. I had the thermostat set at 60. It never got colder than 74 at the coolest. 
This is industry standard. Four Seasons or Hampton Inn, it doesn’t matter. They all have lying thermostats. 

Edited September 4, 2023 by nnm

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[SurlyBDR 22773]

[Hate 20108]

2 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

[closetohumping 17438]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[Vic Mackey 47019]

That would be nice

[nnm 36360]

[nnm 36360]

[nnm 36360]

 

1 point for each. I scored 16.

Edited September 4, 2023 by nnm

[NeverMarryAStripper 21898]

perfect 20 for me

[DigglerontheHoof 21186]

17

Never ziplined, been on a cruise or had anything pierced. 

[thunderlounge 7816]

18 for me. Zip line and Skydiving. 
 

I’m good with that. 

[msucolt45 4057]

Well over 10 and some I regret!

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4057]

Tattoos and piercings about the only NO GO.

Hook’em!!!

[Mother mopar 3318]

18 for me. Zip line and Skydiving. 
 
I’m good with that. 

Same 18...here.

[Brisketexan 105095]

18 for me. Zip line and Skydiving. 
 
I’m good with that. 

16 for me, because no tats or piercings either. I exist in my natural splendor, inmates by the workings of man.
That would be much cooler if I wasn’t ugly, though.

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[ztejas 43418]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

1 point for each. I scored 16.

No tattoo no piercing no skydiving. 

I've been on TV just in a crowd shot but I got a bunch of texts about it. 

[Jersey Man10 3528]

I got 5 cuz I’m a bitch.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[SurlyBDR 22773]

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[GoPokes83 2240]

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Someone should have cut that tree down long before it completely blocked that door.

[Longboard Horn 40301]

On 9/2/2023 at 6:39 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Oh yeah want to stay here!

 

On 9/2/2023 at 6:45 PM, MissingInAction said:

I can smell the jizz.

[Longboard Horn 40301]

16 hours ago, nnm said:

 

1 point for each. I scored 16.

19. EVERYTHING EXCEPT GETTING ARRESTED! 

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[MissingInAction 25037]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[futureman 22453]

perfect. 

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[Speedtrucker 2071]

Bad choice for Hawkeye…

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[SurlyBDR 22773]