Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Kennythetiger 9623]

^^^ we had a row of shitters with no stalls. 

[CooterBrown 18288]

Purple grape Kool aid doesn't taste like grapes.  It tastes like purple.

My kid asked why blue is raspberry flavored when raspberries are red. Turns out that the blue flavor is based on the blackcap raspberry which is blue.

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[nnm 37904]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

BS. When you turn the hotel thermostat down to 60, it might cool the room down to 75. It’ll say 60, but it’ll be 75 at the lowest. 
Things that make me surly thread is that way—->

[Born to Run 6601]

BS. When you turn the hotel thermostat down to 60, it might cool the room down to 75. It’ll say 60, but it’ll be 75 at the lowest. 
Things that make me surly thread is that way—->

Stay somewhere nicer?

[troph 25226]

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[Vic Mackey 47953]

Schitt's Creek?

[Longboard Horn 41353]

[Longboard Horn 41353]

[nnm 37904]

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

2 hours ago, nnm said:

BS. When you turn the hotel thermostat down to 60, it might cool the room down to 75. It’ll say 60, but it’ll be 75 at the lowest. 
Things that make me surly thread is that way—->

Stay somewhere nicer?

Omni Fort Worth is the hotel I most recently stayed in. I had the thermostat set at 60. It never got colder than 74 at the coolest. 
This is industry standard. Four Seasons or Hampton Inn, it doesn’t matter. They all have lying thermostats. 

Edited September 4, 2023 by nnm

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[SurlyBDR 23153]

[Hate 20248]

2 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

[closetohumping 17817]

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[Vic Mackey 47953]

That would be nice

[nnm 37904]

[nnm 37904]

[nnm 37904]

 

1 point for each. I scored 16.

Edited September 4, 2023 by nnm

[NeverMarryAStripper 22296]

perfect 20 for me

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

17

Never ziplined, been on a cruise or had anything pierced. 

[thunderlounge 8409]

18 for me. Zip line and Skydiving. 
 

I’m good with that. 

[msucolt45 4227]

Well over 10 and some I regret!

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4227]

Tattoos and piercings about the only NO GO.

Hook’em!!!

[Mother mopar 3384]

18 for me. Zip line and Skydiving. 
 
I’m good with that. 

Same 18...here.

[Brisketexan 106892]

18 for me. Zip line and Skydiving. 
 
I’m good with that. 

16 for me, because no tats or piercings either. I exist in my natural splendor, inmates by the workings of man.
That would be much cooler if I wasn’t ugly, though.

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[ztejas 44227]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

1 point for each. I scored 16.

No tattoo no piercing no skydiving. 

I've been on TV just in a crowd shot but I got a bunch of texts about it. 

[Jersey Man10 3800]

I got 5 cuz I’m a bitch.

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[SurlyBDR 23153]

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[GoPokes83 2248]

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Someone should have cut that tree down long before it completely blocked that door.

[Longboard Horn 41353]

On 9/2/2023 at 6:39 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Oh yeah want to stay here!

 

On 9/2/2023 at 6:45 PM, MissingInAction said:

I can smell the jizz.

[Longboard Horn 41353]

16 hours ago, nnm said:

 

1 point for each. I scored 16.

19. EVERYTHING EXCEPT GETTING ARRESTED! 

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[MissingInAction 25556]

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[futureman 22698]

perfect. 

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[Speedtrucker 2097]

Bad choice for Hawkeye…

[Vic Mackey 47953]

[Vic Mackey 47953]

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[SurlyBDR 23153]