Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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On 9/13/2023 at 7:59 PM, SurlyBDR said:

This one killed me.

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On 8/31/2023 at 8:03 PM, Born to Run said:

On 8/29/2023 at 2:50 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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A 1953 Farmall Tractor? Those things are squirrely AF. Fucked my old man up pretty good.

Not even a bit of slack in the steering either. 

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9 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Her: Anything sounds good

Me: Cool, then let's order ribs

Her: Nah that doesn't sound good.

Me: Pizza?

Her: Nah.

Me: Tacos?

Her: Nah.

Me: 

This is the way.

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12 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

is that… honey butter drizzled on top?

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11 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Make those waffles with cornbread batter and you might be on to something. 

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Easy now, that's not cho cheeze

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Omar?

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Everything is buy one get one free in self checkout

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2 hours ago, Mother mopar said:

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Omar?

Omar comin’

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Everything is buy one get one free in self checkout

I really hope that enough people steal enough shit from self checkouts that they disappear. 

We've quit shopping at our (formerly) favorite grocery store because they only seem to have one human checker at a time and the self checkouts fucking suck donkey dicks through a shit straw. 

Edited September 16, 2023 by Prepuce of Doom

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I like how they have people standing around to help when the self checkout inevitably fucks up and takes twice as long. Anything to save a buck while making the whole experience worse for everyone. At least some executive got their bonus though which is what's really important.

HEB actually has a few where you just scan shit and toss it on the conveyor down to a bagger. Seems to be the most efficient option if you're going to eliminate jobs.

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Some self checkouts are okay. The HEB ones are generally pretty straightforward.

The CVS one is routinely a fucking nightmare. 

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Costcos are a train wreck too

Shit goes off if you don’t place your item on the scale

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