Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[GoPokes83 2248]

I was thinking granny in the middle might have a chance (that’s why God gave us eyelids!) but then I realized where I recognized her from.

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[USNALonghorn 5175]

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Terrible choice of mounted weaponry.

The PKM is one of the best machine guns in the LMG class.

[SHOOTER12 8886]

7 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

The PKM is one of the best machine guns in the LMG class.

True, but I was thinking more along the lines of a GE mini gun.

[Kennythetiger 9622]

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Terrible choice of mounted weaponry.

Your mom mounted my weapon last night. 

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12 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Your mom mounted my weapon last night. 

Be sure and put her back in her coffin and cover her up when you're done.

[thunderlounge 8409]

25 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

True, but I was thinking more along the lines of a GE mini gun.

Fuck that. Truck-mounted CIWS. 

[SHOOTER12 8886]

4 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Fuck that. Truck-mounted CIWS. 

I can go with that, probably should consider a larger truck though.

Edited September 19, 2023 by SHOOTER12

[nnm 37904]

In my neighbor’s backyard. He’s a great guy, one of my best friends and a guy I would love to be like when I get to be in my 80s. He also has a cannon that he shoots. 

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[Crapinon 2373]

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

Fuck that. Truck-mounted CIWS. 

Pre 1986 M134 miniguns are legal to own in the US. I had a guy tell me he had one mounted to his truck, but he never produced any pics of it. And who can afford to shoot 2000-6000 rounds a minute anyway.?

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17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Sex tent??? Wulaw has got to be the business owner.

[The Gimp 354]

20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Alright, so here come the numbers…

xxxxxx....4,1,2,3.xxxx......

Rules.

[Zepol87 9341]

On 9/17/2023 at 10:17 AM, SurlyBDR said:

Damn, this brings back a funny memory. In A school in Pensacola we threw a hotel party, basically got a couple shitty rooms at the Days Inn or the Knights Inn can't remember which one this was but we did both regularly. Hammered off OG 4 loko, Taaka vodka, and Bacardi 151, my buddy orders what he thinks are 20 crab rangoons. The moron ordered 20 orders of them and we had a shit ton of those mfers, the morning after was not great at all. I couldn't eat them again for a few years 

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I picture rumpleminz as Leslie in his leopard thong. Since he’d hang out by the library and ask you to buy him rumpleminz nightly.

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[deft 7059]

I’m not your potato, guy.

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[Vic Mackey 47952]

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[tbone_ 14442]

You can get several crushes to fall in love with you for $10k

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[Born to Run 6601]

Their checkout process is a beating. And the aisles are so crowded with their big ass carts

I saved so much money when I stopped going to Costco. My wife would always buy $100 worth of useless shit. I understand if you are buying diapers and have a bunch of kids, or don't have HEB, otherwise fuck that beating of a shopping experience.

[Vic Mackey 47952]

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9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Sounds like a fun night in the dorm with the corps of cadets. 

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1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

You can get several crushes to fall in love with you for $10k

What if your crush is Mackenzie bezos?

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Ooh. Good point.

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[gyroprotagonist 2597]

3 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

some version of No Country for Old Men where Anton never finds me

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16 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Simple. I blow the roof and they'll spend a month sifting through the rubble.  By the time they figure out what went wrong, I'll be sitting on the beach earning 20%.

[Vic Mackey 47952]

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[Homesickhorn 2217]

Where’s the hell is that fucking roach. He needs to die, and I’m going to murder him.

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[Incredulity 11876]

I think they mean floating toward you.  He died in 2010. 

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