Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[thunderlounge 8,409]

13 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

No. I am the parent of one. And know many more parents of them.

Vodka in the water bottle is a huge thing now.

Used to be zima for us, in some type of beverage bottle. Plain went in a sprite bottle. The rest depended on the color of jolly rancher you put in it for flavor.

 

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1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

Used to be zima for us, in some type of beverage bottle. Plain went in a sprite bottle. The rest depended on the color of jolly rancher you put in it for flavor.

 

Parrot Bay Rum in a Sonic Slushie bro was a high school all-timer for the incognitio drinko.

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^ vodka or everclear with ocean water

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Just now, demos said:

^ vodka or everclear with ocean water

Everclear in highschool? Hardcore

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4 minutes ago, FunDip said:

Everclear in highschool? Hardcore

That was for HS parties. Trash can punch. Makes me throw up a little just thinking about it. 

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Everclear in highschool? Hardcore

If you’re gonna get fucked up, might as well go all in.

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

@South Austin

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4 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

Ok fine you can keep the bike lanes 

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[Brisketexan 106,890]

Fucking hell. Reminds me of the phone I found on the ground walking to Q2 - it was locked. I figured someone would get smart and call the number, so I could answer and tell them where to meet up to get it. Nope. Never happened. Her friends sent it like 5,000 texts…which I couldn’t respond to (locked screen). NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM CALLED THE PHONE, WHICH I COULD HAVE ANSWERED. I eventually just handed it to lost and found, because fuck it and fuck stupid people.

[GoPokes83 2,248]

That was for HS parties. Trash can punch. Makes me throw up a little just thinking about it. 

Once made up a big batch and put it in a styrofoam cooler as a punch bowl. In an hour it was seeping through the styrofoam. Still drank it.

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42 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Once made up a big batch and put it in a styrofoam cooler as a punch bowl. In an hour it was seeping through the styrofoam. Still drank it.

 

[Okie State 3,889]

Fucking hell. Reminds me of the phone I found on the ground walking to Q2 - it was locked. I figured someone would get smart and call the number, so I could answer and tell them where to meet up to get it. Nope. Never happened. Her friends sent it like 5,000 texts…which I couldn’t respond to (locked screen). NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM CALLED THE PHONE, WHICH I COULD HAVE ANSWERED. I eventually just handed it to lost and found, because fuck it and fuck stupid people.

Literally the first thing any normal human being does when a phone is lost is have someone call it. Idiots.

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[Jerry Callo 8,959]

If deleting means stopping Michael Jackson from messing with kids, then he's gone first.  Then that chick.

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31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hmmmm....let me think about this one.

I could actually get rid of 4 of these.

 

[PvilleStang 2,988]

I'd have to go with Beyonce and Beastie Boys.  Given the influence of the Beatles, MJ, Prince, and Elvis, I really can't say I'd want to get rid of them.  Purple Rain, Billie Jean >>>>>> All the Single Ladies. 

 

Plus, nuking MJ means no Jackson 5, means no Janet Jackson, which means no SB wardrobe malfunction...  Wait, hold on, maybe no MJ leads to half time strip shows for the Super Bowl?!

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2 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

I’d install that voice pack. Particularly in Mrs. NNM’s vehicle. 

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I’d turn that on for waze. Hell yeah. 

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Not sure which app my wife uses, but for a while she had Arnold in the voice of his various characters.

when she started any direction it would say, "get to the CHOPPA!"

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36 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Not sure which app my wife uses, but for a while she had Arnold in the voice of his various characters.

when she started any direction it would say, "get to the CHOPPA!"

Arnold has different voices for his characters??   Could've fooled me

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47 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Arnold has different voices for his characters??   Could've fooled me

Being an Arnold aficionado there is a distinct change between The Terminator and Dutch

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The Dad texting keyboard:

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6 minutes ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I get why Beyonce is a popular musician. I don't get why she is considered to be in the top-tier of all-time artists. Taylor Swift either. 

I'd love for someone to explain it to me because I legit don't get it. Is there a song I'm missing? Or some path of what she inspired from other artists like Elvis did with rock and roll?

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48 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I get why Beyonce is a popular musician. I don't get why she is considered to be in the top-tier of all-time artists. Taylor Swift either. 

I'd love for someone to explain it to me because I legit don't get it. Is there a song I'm missing? Or some path of what she inspired from other artists like Elvis did with rock and roll?

Beyonce has at least made some good music going back to her Destiny Child days in the 90s. I don't really listen to her but I can respect some of it. Taylor Swift on the other hand, is trash and I can't get into that kind of music at all. Has no substance. Maybe because I am not her demographic she makes her music for. Both have fanbases who worship them and their every move. Both sold a boatload of records and make a shit ton of money. That right there props them up.

But no one I know that takes music seriously considers them a top musician. 

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18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Beyonce has at least made some good music going back to her Destiny Child days in the 90s. I don't really listen to her but I can respect some of it. Taylor Swift on the other hand, is trash and I can't get into that kind of music at all. Has no substance. Maybe because I am not her demographic she makes her music for. Both have fanbases who worship them and their every move. Both sold a boatload of records and make a shit ton of money. That right there props them up.

But no one I know that takes music seriously considers them a top musician. 

A lot of it is that Taylor writes her own shit, plays several instruments, and puts on 2.5-3 hour shows.  It’s not the best music out there, but it’s catchy, kind of fun for what it is, and the shows are high energy   
 

my $.02

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The Dad texting keyboard:

Needs a !

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12 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Needs a !

And a ?

 

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