Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[deft 7059]

Applebees. manager.

[Elvis 3437]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

[futureman 22698]

On 10/1/2023 at 8:52 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Heh

 

@TrashMaster G

[NWBuck 8629]

12 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Those are just stacks of pancakes. 

Nope. Sheets of plywood would taste better 

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[SurlyBDR 23153]

Derp

Edited October 3, 2023 by SurlyBDR

[SurlyBDR 23153]

11 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Seriously, why the fuck is Kevin James all over the place lately? 

 

Spoiler

 

[BrickHorn 18447]

9 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

No wonder she’s a felon. Her posts are full of capital offenses.

[Longboard Horn 41352]

On 10/1/2023 at 10:18 AM, Bullneck said:

 

 

One of my best friends lives in the panhandle. While there isn't much, the big event that goes on out there is Pioneer Days which is a huge rodeo celebrating when No Man's Land officially became part of the Oklahoma territory.

As for fan bases, while there are some OU Sooners and Okie State Cowboys, most folks out there root for Texas Tech. 

[Vic Mackey 47953]

Tebow and Leinart? Lmao

 

[GoPokes83 2248]

Shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii… I may chip in just to see the pictures he posts riding it!

[BrickHorn 18447]

3 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii… I may chip in just to see the pictures he posts riding it!

[66BUFF 2608]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Dated a girl in the early 90's that jammed one of these in her coochie

[thunderlounge 8409]

10 hours ago, deft said:

Applebees. manager.

Working up to manager at Jack in the Box. 

[Longboard Horn 41352]

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

41 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii… I may chip in just to see the pictures he posts riding it!

Oh he's riding it alright.

[Hate 20248]

Dated a girl in the early 90's that jammed one of these in her coochie

Which end went first?

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[Mother mopar 3384]

Working up to manager at Jack in the Box. 

Monster tacos slam and go hard after a night of drinking.

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[Cheeseweasel 26439]

49 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Our suspect got kicked out of Wilberforce University...

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Tebow and Leinart? Lmao

 

The lack of respect that VY gets in the greatest of all time talk is criminal. I think it's 1) he didn't win the Heisman because voting was before the Rose Bowl and Bush put up 500 yards on *checks notes* Fresno State and 2) the gossipy NFL flame out.

Not even in the top 20, but Manziel is: https://247sports.com/longformarticle/-best-college-football-players-of-all-time-ranked-208745898/#2156404

#81: https://www.espn.com.au/college-football/story/_/page/cfb150players/the-150-greatest-players-college-football-150-year-history

#29: https://clutchpoints.com/updating-ranking-30-greatest-college-football-players-of-all-time

#10 (respectable spot): https://bleacherreport.com/articles/528267-the-top-50-college-football-players-of-all-time

[66BUFF 2608]

2 hours ago, Hate said:

Which end went first?

Small end but she made it past the switch.  Told my buddy about it the next time he pulled it out of the glovebox on the boat.

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

3 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

Dated a girl in the early 90's that jammed one of these in her coochie

Please tell me it was bulb end first and y'all did this 

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[futureman 22698]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Our suspect got kicked out of Wilberforce University...

flunkin’ social studies…

[Brisketexan 106891]

Dated a girl in the early 90's that jammed one of these in her coochie

Did it help you find your car keys and drive outta there?

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[Cheeseweasel 26439]

Boston?

[66BUFF 2608]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Boston?

 

[Bullneck 19519]

18 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Seriously, why the fuck is Kevin James all over the place lately? 

The Kevin James Meme Is Way Out of Control

This week, a sheepish headshot of the 'King of Queens' actor resurfaced—and the Internet can't get enough. (Still.)

By Bria McNealPUBLISHED: SEP 28, 2023

[MissingInAction 25556]

Because I hate all of you

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

3 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

Small end but she made it past the switch.  Told my buddy about it the next time he pulled it out of the glovebox on the boat.

Something something stink bait. 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

[Vic Mackey 47953]

I still have no clue what it really means. I get it's a picture of Kevin James shrugging on the set of King of Queens. But it's being used in a ton of different contexts that make no sense.

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[BrickHorn 18447]

29 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’m sorry he got whipped and had to carry a heavy cross and shit. But I have to work for a living while this dude is literally immortal and the only living heir to an omnipotent deity who owns the entire fucking universe. So yeah, I don’t want to hear about a couple of bad days Mr. Gets to Live Forever on Dad’s Bankroll had in Jerusalem like two thousand fucking years ago.  

[davidg 4057]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

The Kevin James Meme Is Way Out of Control

This week, a sheepish headshot of the 'King of Queens' actor resurfaced—and the Internet can't get enough. (Still.)

By Bria McNealPUBLISHED: SEP 28, 2023

Kinda meh in the meme but the KJ Sound Guy shorts are pretty damn good.

 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

I’m sorry he got whipped and had to carry a heavy cross and shit. But I have to work for a living while this dude is literally immortal and the only living heir to an omnipotent deity who owns the entire fucking universe. So yeah, I don’t want to hear about a couple of bad days Mr. Gets to Live Forever on Dad’s Bankroll had in Jerusalem like two thousand fucking years ago.  

Talk about being born on third base and thinking you hit a triple.

[DixonHur 11959]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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And that's a very rare degree

[thunderlounge 8409]

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[Lhorn 5094]

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

And that's a very rare degree

Wow. That’s a very low acceptance rate for a terrible college. 

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

10 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Wow. That’s a very low acceptance rate for a terrible college. 

They only take the cream of the bottom of the barrel.

[SurlyBDR 23153]