Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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TLDR

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2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

You White Out the parts you don’t like. 

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[DigglerontheHoof 21552]

Who the hell had manual windows in the 90s?

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Just now, nnm said:

Well, yeah.  That's why I drove sticks until I was 30.

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2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

And when I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again and will take you to myself, that where I am you may be also.
John 14:3

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14 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Who the hell had manual windows in the 90s?

I got my first car in 2001. It was a 1998 Mirage. Had manual windows.

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8 minutes ago, nnm said:

Had a buddy who drove an 86 Celica with a busted starter.  We just always made sure to park it on an incline to make popping the clutch easy when we left.  Sometimes we had to park far away from our destination, but we did what we had to do.

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

Had a buddy who drove an 86 Celica with a busted starter.  We just always made sure to park it on an incline to make popping the clutch easy when we left.  Sometimes we had to park far away from our destination, but we did what we had to do.

I started my '71 Bug like that numerous times.

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Had a buddy who drove an 86 Celica with a busted starter.  We just always made sure to park it on an incline to make popping the clutch easy when we left.  Sometimes we had to park far away from our destination, but we did what we had to do.

Reverse was easiest.

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5 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

Reverse was easiest.

Negative. 2nd gear. 

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Me

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Who the hell had manual windows in the 90s?

Yours truly. I had manual windows on my vehicle into the 2010s.

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[Mother mopar 3387]

Who the hell had manual windows in the 90s?

Still got them and they always work.

[Hate 20249]

Had a buddy who drove an 86 Celica with a busted starter.  We just always made sure to park it on an incline to make popping the clutch easy when we left.  Sometimes we had to park far away from our destination, but we did what we had to do.

I had a manual F150 with a bad starter for over a year. I could afford to get it fixed, but I didn’t out of sheer laziness. I had to park on hills and inclines wherever I went. It was no big deal at all. It also had manual windows. I loved that truck.

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1 hour ago, Mother mopar said:

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Who the hell had manual windows in the 90s?

Still got them and they always work.

 

1 hour ago, Hate said:

I had a manual F150 with a bad starter for over a year. I could afford to get it fixed, but I didn’t out of sheer laziness. I had to park on hills and inclines wherever I went. It was no big deal at all. It also had manual windows. I loved that truck.

Had an (auto) f150 from high school that I had just replaced alternator on, but it still died on me at a red light coming in to austin near the airport at night. Sat through a light cycle. Big dodge was going to run the red light and plowed in to me doing 55 plus. Pushed me through the intersection and in to the ditch on the other side of the road.
 

Truck was on fire, doors were stuck, but the manual windows still worked. Entire truck was engulfed within about 60 seconds of being hit. To this day I’m still nervous now that I’ve upgraded to automatic windows. 

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4 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

 

Had an (auto) f150 from high school that I had just replaced alternator on, but it still died on me at a red light coming in to austin near the airport at night. Sat through a light cycle. Big dodge was going to run the red light and plowed in to me doing 55 plus. Pushed me through the intersection and in to the ditch on the other side of the road.
 

Truck was on fire, doors were stuck, but the manual windows still worked. Entire truck was engulfed within about 60 seconds of being hit. To this day I’m still nervous now that I’ve upgraded to automatic windows. 

MorTime 6 Pack Car Safety Hammer Window Breaker, Car Emergency Escape Tool, Window Hammer Seat Belt Cutter https://a.co/d/0CPs5aHI’ve

 

serious though….

 

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8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Fuuuuccck yeah! - Ron White

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15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Had a buddy who drove an 86 Celica with a busted starter.  We just always made sure to park it on an incline to make popping the clutch easy when we left.  Sometimes we had to park far away from our destination, but we did what we had to do.

Two people ought to easily be able to push an 86 Celica up to enough speed on flat land.  As long as neither had a uterus.

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[Brisketexan 106904]

Two people ought to easily be able to push an 86 Celica up to enough speed on flat land.  As long as neither had a uterus.

We often had to do that too. But a slope was easier.
And after ruminating, it was an 82 Celica. He didn’t ride all fancy like he would with an 86.

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

guy wire

/pedantry

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That'll provide interesting trivia to the Linesmen who fish out the parts of blind that blow into overhead wires three miles away and the firemen who try not to laugh as they're administering first aid to the dipshits who fall out of that thing.  a 60 foot sail filled with high caliber rifles and alcohol.  What could possibly go wrong?  

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2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Golden Corral ran out of corn? 

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21 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That's the face of a guy doing 10 under in the left lane, and doesn't comprehend why people are trying to pass him on the right.

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1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

That's the face of a guy doing 10 under in the left lane, and doesn't comprehend why people are trying to pass him on the right.