Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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12 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Those are rookie numbers, compared to ol' Screamin' Jay Hawkins. He allegedly fathered 75 kids.

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12 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Except who the fuck calls Santa "Old Nick"? You might find some geriatrics still calling him "Old Saint Nick". 

Even extremely rabid jesus crispies have a hard time equating Saint Nicholas with Satan.

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Those are rookie numbers, compared to ol' Screamin' Jay Hawkins. He allegedly fathered 75 kids.

With Wilt banging 10,000 women, there has to be a 1% error rate.

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Had Tang all the time at my late grandma's house in Abbott

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15 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Those are Mormans.

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17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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On 11/22/2023 at 2:32 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Ķind of racist?

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Isn't the cilantro soap thing genetic, or was that just a myth that spread around?

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Had Tang all the time at my late grandma's house in Abbott

You think Willie ever had her tang?

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1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Isn't the cilantro soap thing genetic

Username checks out.

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On 11/28/2023 at 11:05 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Sounds like an expert on the subject...

I wonder how much?  Asking for a friend. 

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Isn't the cilantro soap thing genetic, or was that just a myth that spread around?

It’s genetic. It is due to a “super taster” gene that some have. I don’t have the “cilantro” version of it, but I do have the version that makes lots of vegetables taste like iron to me. It’s sort of that taste you get when you touch your tongue to both posts of a 9 volt battery.

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40 years and it’s still too soon

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41 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

The homies are dipshits for not popping off the child safety guard. 

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What a deal!

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lol, that was me at parties. I didn’t meant to, but somehow I would end up with 4 or 5 lighters in my pockets.

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13 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Aren't you supposed to use Sharpies?

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I think we already did this a couple of years ago, but here goes …
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Hook’em!!!

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The Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook  . . . and then respond to as if we are dumbasses on Facebook.

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