Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Marfa Low Crown 2544]

[nnm 35990]

[Vic Mackey 46919]

Crack kills

[Incredulity 11532]

 

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[Incredulity 11532]

49 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

[Trey3216 15325]

On 12/8/2023 at 8:47 PM, SurlyBDR said:

You just tell yourself “Even Ms Tubman could appreciate a backdoor rail” 

 

/ducks 

[Henry Hill 3156]

3 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Still can't believe she's with this simp.

She should be with nole 4 life

[SurlyBDR 22622]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Welcome to the Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook thread, have a seat anywhere you'd like!

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[Nole-4-Life 800]

1 hour ago, Henry Hill said:

She should be with nole 4 life

Damn straight! Can you make it happen?

[closetohumping 17380]

[MissingInAction 24765]

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

White women

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[Vic Mackey 46919]

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[Jerry Callo 8658]

I'm sure I've eaten ice cream for dinner before - so yes.

[tfoolry 8179]

[Jameslaw121 4445]

47 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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These were fucking awesome as a kid

[Hate 20102]

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Hungryman Salisbury steak!

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[closetohumping 17380]

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[Vic Mackey 46919]

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[SurlyBDR 22622]

 

[cactusflinthead 27593]

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The dad agenda is a Friday staple.

One year later

 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

 

No catches huh?

[Vic Mackey 46919]

Murica!

[Vic Mackey 46919]

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[SurlyBDR 22622]

[rage-a-holic 4299]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

No catches huh?

Yeah, unless she's rich, she'll be spending your money like a drunken sailor for 10 years.

Just go get a sugar baby.

[WithoutAClue 15165]

[Superhero 8736]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

WTF is wrong with her hips and thighs?

WNB

 

 

… with the lights on. 

[NWBuck 8543]

4 hours ago, Superhero said:

WTF is wrong with her hips and thighs?

I'm not gripping them/between them? 

[Nole-4-Life 800]

11 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Seeing how I'm almost 63, sounds good!

Edited December 12, 2023 by Nole-4-Life

[BearSchlong 8076]

So you’re saying I get 20 more years? Awesome.

Prospect theory in practice.

[WithoutAClue 15165]

[WithoutAClue 15165]

[Superhero 8736]

26 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

3 Habsburg brothers / cousins after the same girl? Imagine the family reunions if she marries one of them. 

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[shakahorn 1625]

48 minutes ago, Superhero said:

3 Habsburg brothers / cousins after the same girl? Imagine the family reunions if she marries one of them. 

Can't be much different than any other Habsburg family reunions.

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[SurlyBDR 22622]

[MissingInAction 24765]

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[Trey3216 15325]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

That'll be $16.72... 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

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[jeevsie 3720]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

That'll be $16.72... 

"Oh, I'm just paying for my own"

[YGIFS 19449]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I have no fucking idea how the Panera outside our neighborhood survives.  Nobody can afford to eat there.  The food's not bad but it's small and pricey as shit.  Mostly just old folks sitting around over bottomless coffee.  I know the property management/owner of the strip center and he says every single year they get behind on rent and either corporate steps in or they promise they'll make it up with late fees because some big catering windfall.  And sure enough they pull it off.  Somedays there's nobody in there and other days there's thousands of dollars in catering orders going out the door into multiple vans.  I don't know how they do it with 3,000 ft2 at $35/foot while not doing any alcohol or dinner business.  I don't know if it's like a WeWork model where the C-level people are just ordering shit to-go out of pocket or what.  But what a crazy fucking business model, your side option with your large bun sandwich is more bread.  And the fruit-flavored energy drinks literally can kill you.  But hey, who wants a cookie?  

[SurlyBDR 22622]