Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Marfa Low Crown 2564]

[nnm 38004]

[Vic Mackey 48029]

Crack kills

[Incredulity 11882]

 

[SurlyBDR 23235]

[SurlyBDR 23235]

[Incredulity 11882]

49 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

[Trey3216 15453]

On 12/8/2023 at 8:47 PM, SurlyBDR said:

You just tell yourself “Even Ms Tubman could appreciate a backdoor rail” 

 

/ducks 

[Henry Hill 3156]

3 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Still can't believe she's with this simp.

She should be with nole 4 life

[SurlyBDR 23235]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Welcome to the Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook thread, have a seat anywhere you'd like!

[SurlyBDR 23235]

[Nole-4-Life 814]

1 hour ago, Henry Hill said:

She should be with nole 4 life

Damn straight! Can you make it happen?

[closetohumping 17830]

[MissingInAction 25599]

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

White women

[SurlyBDR 23235]

[Vic Mackey 48029]

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[Jerry Callo 8972]

I'm sure I've eaten ice cream for dinner before - so yes.

[tfoolry 8361]

[Jameslaw121 4498]

47 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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These were fucking awesome as a kid

[Hate 20259]

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Hungryman Salisbury steak!

[SurlyBDR 23235]

[closetohumping 17830]

[SurlyBDR 23235]

[Vic Mackey 48029]

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[SurlyBDR 23235]

 

[cactusflinthead 27628]

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The dad agenda is a Friday staple.

One year later

 

[Vic Mackey 48029]

 

No catches huh?

[Vic Mackey 48029]

Murica!

[Vic Mackey 48029]

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[SurlyBDR 23235]

[rage-a-holic 4745]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

No catches huh?

Yeah, unless she's rich, she'll be spending your money like a drunken sailor for 10 years.

Just go get a sugar baby.

[WithoutAClue 16230]

[Superhero 9040]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

WTF is wrong with her hips and thighs?

WNB

 

 

… with the lights on. 

[NWBuck 8630]

4 hours ago, Superhero said:

WTF is wrong with her hips and thighs?

I'm not gripping them/between them? 

[Nole-4-Life 814]

11 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Seeing how I'm almost 63, sounds good!

Edited December 12, 2023 by Nole-4-Life

[BearSchlong 8252]

So you’re saying I get 20 more years? Awesome.

Prospect theory in practice.

[WithoutAClue 16230]

[WithoutAClue 16230]

[Superhero 9040]

26 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

3 Habsburg brothers / cousins after the same girl? Imagine the family reunions if she marries one of them. 

[SurlyBDR 23235]

[shakahorn 1660]

48 minutes ago, Superhero said:

3 Habsburg brothers / cousins after the same girl? Imagine the family reunions if she marries one of them. 

Can't be much different than any other Habsburg family reunions.

[SurlyBDR 23235]

[SurlyBDR 23235]

[MissingInAction 25599]

[Vic Mackey 48029]

[Trey3216 15453]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

That'll be $16.72... 

[Vic Mackey 48029]

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[jeevsie 3790]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

That'll be $16.72... 

"Oh, I'm just paying for my own"

[YGIFS 19458]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I have no fucking idea how the Panera outside our neighborhood survives.  Nobody can afford to eat there.  The food's not bad but it's small and pricey as shit.  Mostly just old folks sitting around over bottomless coffee.  I know the property management/owner of the strip center and he says every single year they get behind on rent and either corporate steps in or they promise they'll make it up with late fees because some big catering windfall.  And sure enough they pull it off.  Somedays there's nobody in there and other days there's thousands of dollars in catering orders going out the door into multiple vans.  I don't know how they do it with 3,000 ft2 at $35/foot while not doing any alcohol or dinner business.  I don't know if it's like a WeWork model where the C-level people are just ordering shit to-go out of pocket or what.  But what a crazy fucking business model, your side option with your large bun sandwich is more bread.  And the fruit-flavored energy drinks literally can kill you.  But hey, who wants a cookie?  

[SurlyBDR 23235]