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1 hour ago, deft said:

I’ve faced a lot of adversity in my life. Never have I encountered a situation that couldn’t immediately be resolved with some hot cross buns.

csb, my oldest brought home a recorder last year from school and asked me if knew what it was.  Without saying a word, I took it out of the box, belted out "hot Cross Buns" for the first time in 35-40 years without missing a note.  She looked at me like I was a wizard.  She asked me how I could do that, "Our teachers just made us practice stuff over and over again so we'd never forget it."  A few months ago she asked me to help her with long division because I never forget what I learned back then.  I literally gave up after 5 minutes, no fucking idea how to do it anymore.  Apparently all the lead-based milk back then wasn't such a great idea.  But get out a box of triangle, cowbell, or claves...Imma hit it out of the park.   

Next year, she's gonna come home and ask me about the different parts of a human cell.  Nope.  Need the opening to "Spill the Wine" on Guiro?  I got you fam.  

 

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Somewhere on the interwebs, there's an Iowa State fan message board with some poster named "South Le Mars" just getting berated right now about his mom.  And he thinks he's all alone in his plight.  Fear not good sir, your mom is truly taking one for the team.  Hundreds and hundreds of takings.  Some say, thousands.  For the winter plow is coming.  

 

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10 hours ago, Covri said:

Pretty sure there never has been and never will be again a Le Mars, Iowa reference on a football message board. 

I spent a week one January at the Sioux City Hard Rock working my days in Le Mars.  I like three things in Le Mars.  Blue bunny ice cream, a pork cutlet Sammich, and the highway out.  Sioux City in January is hard on the mind.

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