Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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bats are great.  who doesn’t like bats?

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

They take, what, 20-25min to clean a given room? They absolutely aren't deep cleaning these rooms.

Depends on how nasty you were. And they can’t make enough to live cleaning one place a week, so of course they need a window to get to all the places they need to clean every day to buy food and pay rent. 

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6 hours ago, futureman said:

bats are great.  who doesn’t like bats?

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On 1/2/2024 at 6:08 PM, Vic Mackey said:

I should buy a rake.

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Absolutely

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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At least with Microsoft if you right click, you get the option to paste with no formatting. On iPhone and iPad you’re screwed. 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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On Excel, it's ctrl-shift-v.

On word, who cares.

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24 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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How about butch lesbians? Should count them as cool dudes as well.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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csb/ My paella cookoff team got points off our dish because we still had the bay leaf in the pan when we presented.  One of the judges said something like, "You know, if you eat that...it's poisonous?"  So my buddy picked it out with his hand and tossed it aside.  And the judge retorted, "Well, that's not traditional!"  I wanted to scream and shake her like, "It's just another parsley or lemon wedge, it doesn't fucking matter cunt!"  4 pitcher of sangria and rioja later, we lost and I was driven home in shame.  But the Bay Leaf remains.  Its remains.

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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So very true. After years of following recipes and putting in bay leaves, I said forget it, and the dishes still tasted the same. 

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On 1/5/2024 at 12:36 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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On 1/5/2024 at 1:25 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

His head looks slightly off center. 

it's MikeB.  you know he just did 3 snaps up to end that post.

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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csb/  was in a swanky hotel in Oklahoma City where my wife's lawyer uncle reserved rooms for all the out-of-town guests for his rotation for Thanksgiving.  we were about to come off break from family time, and hit the hotel bar to self-medicate before heading back over to the circus.  my wife was cold, so ordered a Bailey's and coffee.  this is what she got.

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On 1/4/2024 at 10:31 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Eirher Sushi and donuts or sushi and bacon.

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Eirher Sushi and donuts or sushi and bacon.

Donuts and bacon..easy.

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Go ninja go ninja go

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7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

a fish market, overdue bills and shame

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Team Doc here.

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Learn the force 

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