Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[PvilleStang 2844]

I've gotta go Junk and soul food.  Might knock out Chinese (rather than Soul) given Japanese and Thai food is better.

[Nole-4-Life 800]

3 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

I've gotta go Junk and soul food.  Might knock out Chinese (rather than Soul) given Japanese and Thai food is better.

Junk and soul. Easy choice for me.

[Incredulity 11559]

Junk and Chinese.  I can live with other Asian cuisine as a proxy

 

You can pry my skillet fried chicken, collards and warm sweet buttered cornbread from my cold dead hands.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

The photographer for the church directory when that guy shows up:

[YGIFS 19449]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I know men who've compensated for baldness and impotence with buying high-caliber rifles.  But I've never seen it taken to this eyebrow-raising extreme.  

[tbone_ 14020]

Graveyard Twins. Not bad.

[66BUFF 2552]

23 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Graveyard Twins. Not bad.

Morbid Death for me

[Vic Mackey 46932]

[ButtFumble 5158]

 

a friend of my brothers lived in some pretty nice west campus apartments way back and I think it was a punter for UT lived there too and she said he was constantly having one girl leave and bumping into another coming to see him especially out by the pool.....even the punters at UT can work it

[PvilleStang 2844]

32 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

a friend of my brothers lived in some pretty nice west campus apartments way back and I think it was a punter for UT lived there too and she said he was constantly having one girl leave and bumping into another coming to see him especially out by the pool.....even the punters at UT can work it

Was his name DICKER?  Or Dickson?

Edited January 10 by PvilleStang

[YGIFS 19449]

Jimmy Dickskin?  

I can't remember his name, but our punter in the mid/late 90's.  He used to hang out with a bunch of the offensive lineman.  Nice guy, but literally outkicked his coverage.  His girlfriend was a 10 smokeshow.  And because of that of course, other women were attracted to him just 'cause.  Wonder if it's the same guy.  Obviously the big guys could simply say, "I'm a Longhorn football player" and fat as they were, could pull mad ass.  But this guy had to earn it somehow since he was smaller than most male students.  

I told a waitress on the Riverwalk in 97 or 98 that I was the backup TE for Oklahoma State in town for the Alamo Bowl (or Builder's Square bowl or whatever it was back then).  She bought it, or chose to believe it, and we "dated" during my "pre-game" week.  I look back at the photos and think, "Yeah, you were a Big XII tight end at 185 pounds who looks about as fast as Stephen Hawking ditching an orgy.:"  /csb

[SurlyBDR 22643]

[SurlyBDR 22643]

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2 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

uh no, the 2 young ones are not mother/daughter, unless the mother gave birth at 13 and the daughter is 13

[SurlyBDR 22643]

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[Superhero 8767]

4 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

 

a friend of my brothers lived in some pretty nice west campus apartments way back and I think it was a punter for UT lived there too and she said he was constantly having one girl leave and bumping into another coming to see him especially out by the pool.....even the punters at UT can work it

 

To be young again and able to get a boner within 30 minutes after busting a nut.

[Bullneck 18987]

[tbone_ 14020]

 
To be young again and able to get a boner within 30 minutes after busting a nut.

Made a comment like this the other day to the gf. She was like, yea, I like 55yo you.

[SurlyBDR 22643]

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[Vic Mackey 46932]

Lovely

[tbone_ 14020]

Wtff?

[Vic Mackey 46932]

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[Lhorn 4885]

Not FB, but YT…. Apparently there are several videos on how to make a flashlight like device to hold flowers? 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MxhK_TJGm7c

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=czYpbMx3dnU

[SurlyBDR 22643]

32 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Lovely

[Superhero 8767]

3 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Made a comment like this the other day to the gf. She was like, yea, I like 55yo you.

[Longboard Horn 40123]

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[SurlyBDR 22643]

[SurlyBDR 22643]

[SurlyBDR 22643]

@Vic Mackey I didn't know your name was Kevin

[SurlyBDR 22643]

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[WithoutAClue 15205]

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[tigol 2383]

Eh, a scientist would say deionized in my world.

[Speedtrucker 2063]

MikeB to the courtesy phone…

MikeB to the courtesy phone, please…

[nnm 36061]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

This hits close to home. I remember where I was in the cafeteria as my buddies smelled my finger the morning after Beth, who was two years older than me, showed me some things in 7th grade. 

[SurlyBDR 22643]

[nnm 36061]

Hope you can pull it out without breaking it and rewind with a pencil. If not, splice with scotch tape and trim with a razor blade. 
Otherwise, you won’t get your fix of Led Zepplin. 

[Vic Mackey 46932]

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[nnm 36061]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I wish I had my members only jacket from about 1984-86. That was a great jacket and would look good today. 

Edited January 12 by nnm

[Vic Mackey 46932]

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