Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[nnm 38073]

[deft 7091]

I missed the Mila kunis munching down on Portman scene in joker

[demos 3042]

I wish I had my member’s only jacket from about 1984-86. That was a great jacket and would look good today. 

[Armybrat 41517]

On 1/10/2024 at 3:06 PM, SurlyBDR said:

3, 1, 2

[Chooky 13347]

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Alabama should hire that guy. 

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

3, 1, 2

1, 2, 3

[SurlyBDR 23279]

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[Superhero 9060]

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Braggart

[tfoolry 8362]

[SurlyBDR 23279]

[Longboard Horn 41503]

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

@Vic Mackey I didn't know your name was Kevin

I fucked a big bitch in college. She couldn't ride dick very well, but the head game was ridiculous. She didn't have a gag reflex. 

[Nole-4-Life 815]

18 hours ago, tigol said:

Eh, a scientist would say deionized in my world.

or non-ionized.

[SurlyBDR 23279]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I fucked a big bitch in college. She couldn't ride dick very well, but the head game was ridiculous. She didn't have a gag reflex. 

We're y'all working at McDonald's?

[Longboard Horn 41503]

[Hate 20284]

Of all three, I think I hated the Warriors the most.

[Longboard Horn 41503]

[Longboard Horn 41503]

8 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

We're y'all working at McDonald's?

Oh naw! Although I did manage a McDonald's in college as well. Me and one of the AGM's caught two workers fucking behind the dumpster. They were nasty!

[Prepuce of Doom 21309]

"I'd like a large McDumpsterfuck meal with a Dr. Pepper, please." 

[SurlyBDR 23279]

[Vic Mackey 48070]

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[tfoolry 8362]

[thunderlounge 8517]

*you’re a slut

[tbone_ 14514]

I wish I had my members only jacket from about 1984-86. That was a great jacket and would look good today. 

Mine was black. The only color to have. And that bitch Shannon never gave it back. I should look her up on Facebook.

[SurlyBDR 23279]

[66BUFF 2610]

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I fucked a big bitch in college. She couldn't ride dick very well, but the head game was ridiculous. She didn't have a gag reflex. 

Was this her?

You know, you’re the first guy I ever got the whole thing in my mouth. Normally, I get like halfway down and I just start fucking choking. But with you, I got a ball in my mouth. That’s never happened. Look, I have them in my mouth right now and I’m speaking perfectly clear. Normally I have a stutter.

[SurlyBDR 23279]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8988]

Of all three, I think I hated the Warriors the most.

Oh poor spurs fan. 5 titles in 18 years wasn’t enough and a record of 300 games over .500 wasn’t good enough?

[SurlyBDR 23279]

[tfoolry 8362]

5 hours ago, Hate said:

Of all three, I think I hated the Warriors the most.

[tfoolry 8362]

[PvilleStang 3012]

47 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Needs more pink eye...

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8988]

[CooterBrown 18292]

When I was in a stall at work, the lawyer in the next stall was loudly talking to a client while taking a shit. When he hung up, he exclaimed “The only thing better than dropping a deuce on the company’s dime is billing a client for it.”

[deft 7091]

Please tell me this is the Minnesota realtor. He worked in the logo there in his 2nd lease since the beginning of the year.

[Vic Mackey 48070]

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[nnm 38073]

17 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

[Kennythetiger 9689]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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*pizza and chocolate milk 

[Hate 20284]

6 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

*pizza and chocolate milk 

And every 1 in 10 cartons was past its expiration date by a couple of weeks.

[USNALonghorn 5228]

[deft 7091]

He lost the 10mm

[SurlyBDR 23279]