Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[markstanco 12772]

Eh, a scientist would say deionized in my world.

Pronounce Debbie downer in your world

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[markstanco 12772]

Sark?

Do all us white people look alike?

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[Superhero 8990]

39 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

First client (but of course)

 

[Born to Run 6598]

[mention=2870]Uncle Boobs[/mention] has a new gig.
 
Fify 

In for understudy- if he is offering.

[Born to Run 6598]

First client (but of course)

 

Would maybe, if she was fresh out the shower and had a winning personality.

[Superhero 8990]

21 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

47 minutes ago, Superhero said:

First client (but of course)

 

Would maybe, if she was fresh out the shower and had a winning personality.

Or if you were Vic Mackey.

[NWBuck 8619]

13 hours ago, nnm said:

Not actually dumbass at all. 

Ethiopia has 12 months of 30 days and a 13th month of either 5 or 6 days. 

Their New Year starts on September 11, which is a terrible day to celebrate with fireworks and such. 

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[tbone_ 14408]

One of Billy Joel’s daughters says hi

[MissingInAction 25478]

On 1/22/2024 at 7:40 AM, SHOOTER12 said:

Lol, reminds me of my freshman roommate at SWT. After weeks of pursuing one of the hottest girls on campus she agreed to go out to dinner with him. She let it be known it was to shut him down and get him off her case. She fully intended to embarrass him. Later in the night he flying into the Wagonwheel club screaming  "sniff my finger, sniff my finger". One of our dorm mates told him that still didn't prove he screwed her.  He replied "well if you're brave enough to sniff my dick...I guess I'm brave enough to let you"!

The entire bar fell out on the floor laughing.

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[WithoutAClue 15992]

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[ROFL BOX 6654]

[WithoutAClue 15992]

[WithoutAClue 15992]

[nnm 37737]

[thunderlounge 8318]

Why does it have eyes and a nose?

[ROFL BOX 6654]

I'm thinking she's better qualified to make pancakes.

[Incredulity 11861]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

One of Billy Joel’s daughters says hi

 Bruce Willis 

[nnm 37737]

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 Bruce Willis 

 

Those girls look photoshopped.  

 

Alexa Ray Joel doesn't look nearly as bad in contrast.

[Jerry Callo 8952]

Still sad that Billy Joel's bug-eyed genes would dominate over Christie Brinkley's hot genes.

[Incredulity 11861]

17 minutes ago, nnm said:

Those girls look photoshopped.  

Yeah, its a stunning example of two objectively attractive people creating unattractive offspring.  repeatedly

[ztejas 44114]

48 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Those girls look photoshopped.  

 

Alexa Ray Joel doesn't look nearly as bad in contrast.

Did he and Katie Lee have any kids?

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[Prepuce of Doom 21259]

Did that woman's ass just give me a stroke?! 

[deft 7043]

I almost the whole thing

[rage-a-holic 4712]

37 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Well, of course, their requests for subsidies was not Paraguayan in and of it is as it were the United States government would never have if the president, our president, had not and as far as I know that's the way it will always be. Is that clear?

[Dnaguy 12572]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Those girls look photoshopped.  

 

Alexa Ray Joel doesn't look nearly as bad in contrast.

 

That's a (piano) man, baby!

 

I'll see myself out.

[nnm 37737]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

ChatGPT, Write a grammatically nonsensical reaction to a meme that says "so fellas, you work off, and your is wife at 9 not all day but you if can, wyd?"

"Oh potato lampshade banana juggling unicorn spaceship pajamas octopus sandwich disco cheeseburger! Meme understand not, but dancing with spaghetti elephants in rainbow socks definitely yes. Time travel to moon cheese picnic? Purple umbrella acrobat symphony! 🚀🍝🐘🌈 #SyntaxConfusionParty"

Edited January 23 by nnm

[MNLonghornFUKM 8963]

Does anybody here speak jive?

[Nole-4-Life 813]

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Does anybody here speak jive?

I dunno but that's a nice turd cutter.

 

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[futureman 22664]

On 1/22/2024 at 9:28 AM, nnm said:

Not actually dumbass at all. 

24/7/364

[Dnaguy 12572]

5 hours ago, nnm said:

ChatGPT, Write a grammatically nonsensical reaction to a meme that says "so fellas, you work off, and your is wife at 9 not all day but you if can, wyd?"

"Oh potato lampshade banana juggling unicorn spaceship pajamas octopus sandwich disco  cheeseburger! Meme understand not, but dancing with spaghetti elephants in rainbow socks definitely yes. Time travel to moon cheese picnic? Purple umbrella acrobat symphony! 🚀🍝🐘🌈 #SyntaxConfusionParty"

I just did this and this is what ChatGPT gave me:

 

ChatGPT 3.5:
 

"Bubblegum cheeseburger unicorn frappuccino! 🦄🍔🧀✨"

 

ChatGPT4.0:

"Baking the clock, but if the spoon is not ready, where does the time fry? Also, glasses on a sunny pan, that's a recipe for moonlight, right?"

Next prompt:

Write something a fat 40 year old would say to a smoke show cooking them breakfast the next morning who’s got a great figure and a great ass. Make it funny and ethnic.

CharGPT 4.0:

"Morning! Wow, cooking in your undies – you're like a spicy jalapeño heating up this humble taco stand. And here I am, just a regular burrito, extra guac, wondering how I got so lucky!"

 

Edited January 24 by Dnaguy

[SurlyBDR 23103]

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[deft 7043]

And during her most challenging moments, those were Jesus’ vagina prints where he carried her

[Gatorubet 30629]

9 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

I do not understand the words. I totally get the booty, however.

10 minutes ago, deft said:

And during her most challenging moments, those were Jesus’ vagina prints where he carried her….by the hair

fify

[Superhero 8990]

41 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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[ROFL BOX 6654]

Did that woman's ass just give me a stroke?! 

[NWBuck 8619]

12 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Did that woman's ass just give me a stroke?! 

Well, I had to do it myself, but that photo was certainly involved 

Edited January 24 by NWBuck

[Dnaguy 12572]

5 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Well, I had to do it myself, but that photo was certainly involved 

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