Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 47012]

Intriguing

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[USNALonghorn 5078]

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[ABSR 5308]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Need to rewind the VHS tapes before we return them to Blockbuster

Go adjust the antenna on the TV to fix the signal, and then turn the knob to see which of the four stations (PBS too) we want to watch.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

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[SurlyBDR 22770]

[Vic Mackey 47012]

Wut

[ztejas 43411]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Wut

Neither of them could consent. 

[nnm 36352]

30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Neither of them could consent. 

[Longboard Horn 40296]

22 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

“Hot!” - @Vic Mackey probably 

[Longboard Horn 40296]

[DigglerontheHoof 21182]

54 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Wut

[Longboard Horn 40296]

[Longboard Horn 40296]

[Longboard Horn 40296]

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Go adjust the antenna on the TV to fix the signal, and then turn the knob to see which of the four stations (PBS too) we want to watch.

lol poor. Had cable/tvguide my whole life. Never experienced with having just 4 channels felt like.


We did have to go to a rental store to rent PPV box for ~$50 or so to pick up wrestlemania or royal rumble

[Surly Bevo 24908]

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

We did have to go to a rental store to rent PPV box for ~$50 or so to pick up wrestlemania or royal rumble

[ztejas 43411]

12 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

No girl that looks like that has a fucking crack pipe on her floor. 

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[SurlyBDR 22770]

57 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No girl that looks like that has a fucking crack pipe on her floor. 

So your next move is to pick it up and ask her where she's hiding the crackhead? 

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4975]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Need to rewind the VHS tapes before we return them to Blockbuster

Blowing into a Nintendo cartridge. 

[Dnaguy 11920]

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Smoke and poke!

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[Vic Mackey 47012]

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[SurlyBDR 22770]

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Starring?  You guessed it.  Grimm Diesel

[USNALonghorn 5078]

[Vic Mackey 47012]

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[NotActuallyALonghorn 4975]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That's what you do when your shoes wear out and you need something to mow the lawn in. 

[Crapinon 2253]

42 minutes ago, nnm said:

The dog smells something fishy. 

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[BigDHornfan 6545]

6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

4.  no fucking question.

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18 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I've eaten 1, 3, and 6. 

1. Meh, seem like they'd be a lot better than they are. Burn the hell outta your mouth.

3. Ridiculously good. God level stuff right here.

6. Decent, but never seem to be cooked just right. Better than pizza rolls

 

2. I just don't get it. Premade, frozen PB&J? Doesn't sound that good. Why not just make a PB&J?

4. Man that looks gross. I can only imagine how bad it must taste. That's a lot of sauce, little cheese, unmelted, and refrigerated? Yuck on every level.

5. Never been a taquito eater, but these look decent enough.

 

It's pretty obvious that 4 has to be the worst here.

 

[Vic Mackey 47012]

[BigDHornfan 6545]

16 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I've eaten 1, 3, and 6. 

1. Meh, seem like they'd be a lot better than they are. Burn the hell outta your mouth.

3. Ridiculously good. God level stuff right here.

6. Decent, but never seem to be cooked just right. Better than pizza rolls

 

2. I just don't get it. Premade, frozen PB&J? Doesn't sound that good. Why not just make a PB&J?

4. Man that looks gross. I can only imagine how bad it must taste. That's a lot of sauce, little cheese, unmelted, and refrigerated? Yuck on every level.

5. Never been a taquito eater, but these look decent enough.

 

It's pretty obvious that 4 has to be the worst here.

 

My kid loves the uncrustables.  Gotta admit, they are tasty.  You can eat them frozen, which is great in the summer, or throw them bitches in the air fryer.  

[Vic Mackey 47012]

[Dnaguy 11920]

1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

My kid loves the uncrustables.  Gotta admit, they are tasty.  You can eat them frozen, which is great in the summer, or throw them bitches in the air fryer.  

the question remains however, why not just make a pb&j and freeze it yourself?

 

[BigDHornfan 6545]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

the question remains however, why not just make a pb&j and freeze it yourself?

 

because my wife buys whatever she wants when she goes to the grocery store.  I try not to argue and cost myself sex.

[Gene Parmesan 4002]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

the question remains however, why not just make a pb&j and freeze it yourself?

 

I think the point of uncrustables is they don't have crusts which most kids hate, and they are thawed by lunchtime.  It's a convenience buy for lunchbox kids.  My kids never liked PB&Js they wanted PB and honey which didn't need to be cold.  I have no idea why anyone would stock them just to have around the house.  Those people should probably be on a watchlist.

[Kennythetiger 9376]

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Car starters. 

[Dnaguy 11920]

3 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

because my wife buys whatever she wants when she goes to the grocery store.  I try not to argue and cost myself sex.

 

Can't argue with that. Respect.

I, however, have already cost myself sex by the time my wife returns from any store trip. 

No matter the time of the trip really.

I think the idea of me waking up in the morning puts her in a bad move.

[CoTex 1160]

4 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

because my wife buys whatever she wants when she goes to the grocery store.  I try not to argue and cost myself sex.

Correct.

I've learned that kid food consumes a substantial amount of my wife's thoughts.  If you listen closely, kids will come around really regularly with the "I'm hungry."  If I were a single dad, I would say "you'll find the food in the kitchen, good luck."  I think of this as preparing them for the slings and arrows of adult life.  I don't remember anyone being all that worried about my feelings when I was a child.  I got a lot of "wait until ____."  If it worked for me...

But that's not how the mind of a modern mother works.

These premade things preload for them a "go get an uncrustable out of the fridge."  Instead of dropping whatever they're doing and going to make a sandwich which, inevitably turns into some other kid issue, my wife just stays the course and sends kid on a foolproof mission.  Kid - go to fridge, unwrap plastic, eat.  It's the modern mother version of a polite f.o. you kid.

This in turn takes pressure off of my wife which, somehow someway has to benefit me, somehow.  Someway.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

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