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I was pretty fleet of foot growing up. And have been a long distance runner since I was about 5. NNM jr. is also pretty quick. When he was in 8th grade, we lined up on a track. I figured I’d humor him for a few seconds and then re-assert my dominance. 

As soon as his buddy said “go” I knew something was wrong. Jr. was like a bullet off the line. I gave it my all for about 25 yards but that little sucker was pulling away from me like Usain Bolt would at the paralympics.
Fortunately I didn’t pull a hammy, but that was shocking proof that my day in the sun had passed a long time ago. I never challenged him to a footrace again. 

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Some upper classmen threw a dead skunk through the window of the HS principal’s office. They had picked it up off the road and drove to the school with it in the car. Their car was puke and dead skunk. The high school stank for a couple of weeks.

Some of the same guys were running a train on a girl in the school bus parked on the elementary school playground, which was next to the football field. Bunch of people were watching them. Our freshmen class was some kind of field trip that day (forget where) so we missed it.
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4 hours ago, demos said:


Just one?

Some upper classmen threw a dead skunk through the window of the HS principal’s office. They had picked it up off the road and drove to the school with it in the car. Their car was puke and dead skunk. The high school stank for a couple of weeks.

Some of the same guys were running a train on a girl in the school bus parked on the elementary school playground, which was next to the football field. Bunch of people were watching them. Our freshmen class was some kind of field trip that day (forget where) so we missed it.

… and then they went to Baylor where they skinned cats and continued their trains.

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On 2/23/2024 at 10:53 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Two kids baked a shit ton of weed brownies and gave them to the faculty for some bake sale. A handful of the teachers had to go to the ER and one of the kids lost his scholarship to Purdue. That was one of the most notorious. 

Then we also had the pepper spray war in the A Hall which the police and fire department had to step in to shut down not to mention the fight in the cafeteria where one kid threw a folding chair at the other like some WWE shit. 

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On 2/23/2024 at 10:53 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Most popular kid in school, got drunk in the High School parking lot, then proceeded to take his jacked-up truck and do donuts in the front lawn of the school, taking out several new trees that had been planted.  Jumped out of his truck, pulled a pistol, and blew his brains out in front of everyone.  

Kinda fucked up the rest of the weekend.  

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1 hour ago, After irth said:

Most popular kid in school, got drunk in the High School parking lot, then proceeded to take his jacked-up truck and do donuts in the front lawn of the school, taking out several new trees that had been planted.  Jumped out of his truck, pulled a pistol, and blew his brains out in front of everyone.  

Kinda fucked up the rest of the weekend.  

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