Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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They did make one change. Put a hole in the top of the cap cause dumbasses kept sucking on the cap and getting down their windpipe. 

 

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I thought that was so you could make a whistle to piss off your teacher.

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On 4/11/2024 at 6:20 PM, Hate said:

Those chili cheese burritos were really fucking good. I hate Taco Bell’s current menu.

 

On 4/11/2024 at 7:42 PM, Mez2 said:

You can still ask for them 

Taco Bell items just the same 10 or so ingredients packaged differently. Prove me wrong. 

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I'm kind of a pen snob just because of the way I write and how large my hands are.  But Jerry Seinfeld gave this interview years ago and was talking about how he just uses a legal pad and cheap BIC pen to write.  Same way, same pens for his 40 year career.  And they still send him a case every year on his birthday for the plug.  So I thought I'd give 'em another shot since grad school.  Buy a box from Office Depot, take 'em home.  Every fucking one of them was lemon, no ink in the tubes.  Obviously a manufacturing anomaly.  But they still make a good product otherwise after all these years.  /csb  

 

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I don't think giving some girl an airline toilet blumpkin is a "quickie".

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Taco Bell items just the same 10 or so ingredients packaged differently. Prove me wrong. 

A pig’s only one, but fuck it’s delicious.

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I think my wife would be doen for it. If not for how we’re both germaphobes.  

told this story before but years ago flying out to the Bay Area.  I almost never piss on a flight but that’s a 3.5 haul.  Had to take a leak.  And door was unlocked and I saw two dudes doing a combo of 1 and 4 but it involved one guy snorting a line of blow of the other’s erection.  I shut the door and went back to my seat.  They regain their composure (presumably) and walk past me and look mortified.  I smiled and said “all good fellas.”  They sent me drinks the rest of the flight and would like back and smile.  Saw ‘em at luggage Carousel later and we had a laugh.  Told ‘em I’d never say anything to the airline or the authorities but they need to know I’m telling this story to friends for the rest of my life.  /csb. 

Edited April 14 by YGIFS

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3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Peace and quiet

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I hope that you were still able to enjoy your birthday, @BERT

 

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50 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I hope that you were still able to enjoy your birthday, @BERT

 

Best bday EVER!! 

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

(holds out dish) "Pour some Sugar on Me!"

-No, you fucking twat!  It'll make the flan too sweet.  Damn morons!  

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Every day. In the mirror. 

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

This one was tough, but it’s 2 and 3 for me. 

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

1, 7

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On 4/12/2024 at 8:18 PM, BearSchlong said:

Or my daughter’s sorority sisters. Bound and determined not to be that guy.

I can be that guy. 

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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Corn on the cob and deviled eggs it was nice knowing you. 

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18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

You can take 1,2,3,7 and I wouldn't ask for anything in return.

Baked beans are disgusting no matter who made them.  The others can be good, but most of the time aren't.