Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[luke duke 6445]

[Okie State 3887]

Can we get a fact check on these numbers? Trying to gauge how outraged I should be.

[SurlyBDR 23103]

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[Butch Had Not 3053]

My God I'm sick of newly vegan Facebook friend's daily updates about her stupid vegetarian life.

[Brisketexan 106610]

Up to 92.5%. Not 93%.

[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

My God I'm sick of newly vegan Facebook friend's daily updates about her stupid vegetarian life.

Send her an invite to an interest group FB page for people with eating disorders.  

[Jimbaround 987]

15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Up to 92.5%. Not 93%.

They are trying to show you the accuracy of their egg-blocking science.  Decimals tell me these people know what they're talking about!

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[Kyle 207]

23 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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[Stunns38 3763]

This is in Oak Cliff, not the country.

[tbone_ 14405]

Pellet gun? .22?

Does anyone even notice gunshots in oak cliff?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

Just finiahed this entire thread, and I gotta say I need more Kamyar. Did y'all ever dedicate a thread to that weirdo?

[SurlyBDR 23103]

[Jerry Callo 8952]

9 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Just finiahed this entire thread, and I gotta say I need more Kamyar. Did y'all ever dedicate a thread to that weirdo?

Here you go.

[SurlyBDR 23103]

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[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Here you go.

You are a good man. Is this in Lulz?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

The sad thing is, I've got plenty of Facebook friends who would fail this test:

[GotThatFire 166]

 Wonder if there is a video of that thing being used. 

[gyroprotagonist 2597]

3 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 Wonder if there is a video of that thing being used. 

[Vic Mackey 47842]

[Sbbruin 22082]

^^ that shit makes me ragey and brain dead all at the same time.

[Trey3216 15450]

5 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

^^ that shit makes me ragey and brain dead all at the same time.

It’s absolutely mind-numbing 

[Stunns38 3763]

Pellet gun? .22?

Does anyone even notice gunshots in oak cliff?

They like to shoot them in the air for the hell of it.

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[DaysOff 8157]

They're out of dress code anyway.

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[Kyle 207]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I hate to ask yet another clarifying, serious question. Assuming he has actual friends among his Facebook friends, how does he not get jacked the next day? Next thing you know he's telling his roommates about his lottery ticket. Or is that a Ben with a bunch of Georges?

Edited January 10, 2019 by Kyle

[Archer 474]

25 minutes ago, Kyle said:

I hate to ask yet another clarifying, serious question. Assuming he has actual friends among his Facebook friends, how does he not get jacked the next day? Next thing you know he's telling his roommates about his lottery ticket. Or is that a Ben with a bunch of Georges?

I think we have a winner 

[Vic Mackey 47842]

You can also buy prop money. That's very popular with those clowns.

[Homesickhorn 2217]

I hate to ask yet another clarifying, serious question. Assuming he has actual friends among his Facebook friends, how does he not get jacked the next day? Next thing you know he's telling his roommates about his lottery ticket. Or is that a Ben with a bunch of Georges?

Regardless, that picture alone makes him Chippo-worthy of and ass whipping.

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[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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 She appears to have thickness in the right spots and comes in just under the too fat threshold. She’d get it 

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