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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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A fivesome? That's excessive. I'm not trying to deal with all of that. I'm telling two of them to get lost and then fucking the other two all night.

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A fivesome? That's excessive. I'm not trying to deal with all of that. I'm telling two of them to get lost and then fucking the other two all night.

Which two don’t get the love of a man with a so so jump shot?
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3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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That’s some dumbfuckery right there.  Because you can’t reverse that ratcheting wrench (you’re supposed to flip it over to tighten), your best play is to get some vice grips on flanged bolt (that’s not a washer IMO) and retighten it enough to get the wrench off and take the bolt out like a non-dumbass, with an open ended wrench.  If that is a washer, you gotta just grab the threads with a skinny vice grips or needle nose pliers.  Probably gonna screw up the thread a bit but oh well.  
Oh yeah, take the belt off first.  That belt looks like it’s still got tension on it.  Some people would be better off paying a mechanic. 
 

also, that doesnt look like the alternator.  It looks like the tensioner.  Does that dumbass think that you remove the belt by taking the pulley off the tensioner?  Ooofff. Let your wife do it.  

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17 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

That’s some dumbfuckery right there.  Because you can’t reverse that ratcheting wrench (you’re supposed to flip it over to tighten), your best play is to get some vice grips on flanged bolt (that’s not a washer IMO) and retighten it enough to get the wrench off and take the bolt out like a non-dumbass, with an open ended wrench.  If that is a washer, you gotta just grab the threads with a skinny vice grips or needle nose pliers.  Probably gonna screw up the thread a bit but oh well.  
Oh yeah, take the belt off first.  That belt looks like it’s still got tension on it.  Some people would be better off paying a mechanic. 
 

also, that doesnt look like the alternator.  It looks like the tensioner.  Does that dumbass think that you remove the belt by taking the pulley off the tensioner?  Ooofff. Let your wife do it.  

There, but for the grace… go I.

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