Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 46716]

Sober, too

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GTA3

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44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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RIP Dan Blocker aka Hass from Bonanza 

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Hoss

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19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

RIP Dan Blocker aka Hass from Bonanza 

DeKalb, Texas.  Also the place where Ricky Nelson crashed his plane after it caught on fire (read - he may have caught it on fire smoking coke next to a gasoline heater).

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Sober, too

Every night I take the windog out to pee before I put her to bed. Most nights she doesn’t actually pee.  I always do. 

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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

GTA3

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Rude af there in the pink

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[msucolt45 3978]

Every night I take the windog out to pee before I put her to bed. Most nights she doesn’t actually pee.  I always do. 

During “icemageton” two+ years ago, while the power was out, I even peed off the front porch to my wife’s disgust.

Hook’em!!!

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8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Still have one

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Ummm…those were the primary lighting at my grandparent’s ranch when I was a kid. You fancy fuckers with your ‘lectricity.

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Can you even get coal oil or whatever the fuck it was that went in them any more?

[thunderlounge 7642]

You can get lamp oil, sure. It’s a lot cleaner now.

I have a couple, but no longer use them. I have a few wine bottles with the ceramic “cork” that the wick runs through. Works, and better than candles. 

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1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

During “icemageton” two+ years ago, while the power was out, I even peed off the front porch to my wife’s disgust.

Hook’em!!!

Your dog can pee in the front yard in full view of God and country. Why can’t you?!?

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[Tex Long 4291]

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ummm…those were the primary lighting at my grandparent’s ranch when I was a kid. You fancy fuckers with your ‘lectricity.

 Second that. Substitute "Great-grand..." and 100% accurate. I still have four or five of those things, and about a dozen of the glass "globes" 'cause they break too easily.

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1 minute ago, WithoutAClue said:

 

Claim?  

Nah. They'd make it "admit".

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14 hours ago, nnm said:

Your dog can pee in the front yard in full view of God and country. Why can’t you?!?

Because I need to pick up my kids from school, and the 150 yard perimeter thing isn't very helpful in that case.

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They can’t walk 50yds?

 

Edited May 28 by thunderlounge

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31 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

They can’t walk 50yds?

 

We recently moved and are maybe a little over 100 yards from the elementary school, and it's rural so there is no traffic.  It was my dream as a kid to ride my bike to school, but not my 8 year old.  We have to drop him off.  He'll even ride his bike to his friends house on the other side of the school on weekends.  I just don't get it.

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2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

We have to drop him off.

scene control.  

[Tex Long 4291]

7 hours ago, Tex Long said:

 Second that. Substitute "Great-grand..." and 100% accurate. I still have four or five of those things, and about a dozen of the glass "globes" 'cause they break too easily.

Too late to edit, so adding on:

... and I've used them, more than once after the last few poer outages lasting more than an hour or so. They beat the living fuck outta candles and flashlights.

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Kids are awesome!

 

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Wut?

 

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32 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Wut?

 

Neat - another crazy person talking about EMPs. 

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49 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Wut?

 

What the hell language is this?

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Not jive. That's for sure.

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$100

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